My teeth are rotting and decaying and falling out. Well, it's not that bad, but I have some cavities in my mouth I'd like fixed. Problem is...
... a few years back, I went to the dentist to fix all the cavities in my teeth. They were going to fix them all. They got most of them except a few, because I stopped going (for one, they closed their shop as the woman dentist went off to Iraq to work on Soldier's teeth), and for two, when they drilled into my teeth, I'd get horrible muscle spasms in my body, and in my eyes. My eyes would turn into the back of my head. They dismissed it like I wasn't getting enough novacaine. But I had no pain at all. Just muscle spasms. And only when the drill went in my teeth for a few minutes, but it was unpleasent for me.
How the hell do I get my teeth fixed now?
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