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Posted: 11 Mar 09, 16:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My teeth are rotting and decaying and falling out. Well, it's not that bad, but I have some cavities in my mouth I'd like fixed. Problem is...

... a few years back, I went to the dentist to fix all the cavities in my teeth. They were going to fix them all. They got most of them except a few, because I stopped going (for one, they closed their shop as the woman dentist went off to Iraq to work on Soldier's teeth), and for two, when they drilled into my teeth, I'd get horrible muscle spasms in my body, and in my eyes. My eyes would turn into the back of my head. They dismissed it like I wasn't getting enough novacaine. But I had no pain at all. Just muscle spasms. And only when the drill went in my teeth for a few minutes, but it was unpleasent for me.

How the hell do I get my teeth fixed now?


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Posted: 11 Mar 09, 18:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I recommend doing it yourself, with a set of pliars, and of course no anesthetic. Make sure you film it so that you can upload to Youtube later. Trust me, I'm a doctor. You'll be fine. But you have to really yank on those teeth to get them out. Don't worry about the pain and blood, that's normal for this type of thing. And make sure you keep the teeth for the tooth fairy. Best to start as soon as possible: why not tonight? I'll be here for a while if you need any help.


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Posted: 11 Mar 09, 18:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Posted: 11 Mar 09, 19:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



 



Holly2003 wrote:



I recommend doing it yourself, with a set of pliars, and of course no anesthetic. Make sure you film it so that you can upload to Youtube later. Trust me, I'm a doctor. You'll be fine. But you have to really yank on those teeth to get them out. Don't worry about the pain and blood, that's normal for this type of thing. And make sure you keep the teeth for the tooth fairy. Best to start as soon as possible: why not tonight? I'll be here for a while if you need any help.


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