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Posted: 23 Mar 09, 21:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



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Posted: 23 Mar 09, 23:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jake is 21?



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Posted: 24 Mar 09, 02:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yup Zebonka... and poor Raf xD


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Posted: 24 Mar 09, 06:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

thats a bit insulting to say the least O Lardy Laird.What has a cheese sandwich ever done to you to deserve having its IQ being compared to Jake?


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Posted: 24 Mar 09, 14:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm not 21.
I bought Scott Simpson's book and I call it dreadful.
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Posted: 25 Mar 09, 21:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"When I’m finally gone, I’m gonna be gone without a trace
There’s a lot of good times ahead before we’re done
And on top of this list of things before I leave this place
You are my number one, yes you are my number one!"

- S.H.


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Posted: 26 Mar 09, 14:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jake's Intelligence Sighted?
Five witnesses report having encountered Jake's intelligence, decency or good sense in fields near ancient stone markers. By our reporter The Right Dishonorable Thomas L. Quinn XXIII, Esq.

The National Enquirer reports two sightings of Jake's intelligence as well as three of his decency and good sense. All sightings were made at Salisbury Plane and Avebury (Wiltshire) during the last two weeks, the Enquirer reports.

A specialist in Extra-Corporeal Personified Apparitions (ECPA) from Oxford University's applied metaphysics department dismisses the report offhand: "Apparitions and materializations are a serious branch of pseudo-science, and as such are seriously debased by obviously fraudulent reports such as said National Enquirer cover-story"

Dr. R.S. Tophanees of Cornell University's parapsychology deparment: "Reports such as these flow in all the time from sad, lonely individuals who start imagining things, as well as from the odd drunk with delirium tremens. Still, you could easily have saved yourself the bother, as in this case, the sighting was truly ridiculous. If you report meeting Oliver Cromwell, or being abducted by space aliens all looking like David Letterman who want to put things up your bum, alright, I can imagine serious media would fall for that. But something as ridiculous as Jake Britt's intelligence, or his decency or good sense, things like that simply don't exist!".



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Posted: 26 Mar 09, 17:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

^ thank the maker no one saw it at Salisbury Plain or Amesbury [wiltshire] or they would mistake your post for a reference to Stonehenge


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Posted: 28 Mar 09, 06:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I thought I saw Jake's IQ the other day. Turns out it was a speck of crap on my shoe.


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Posted: 29 Mar 09, 00:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Guys, guys, you're breaking my balls!

Okay I admit it - Jake is my clone account.  An alternate identity; I got his face from random Google Image search results, and have been steadily building up his life story over the years as a sort of part time hobby.  In fact I've been pretending to be Jake longer than I've been pretending to be Zebonka....

I honestly did it as a well meaning joke, I never imagined people would be so worked up or offended by it all. 

Well, YV, Richard; you guys can delete the Jake account now.  I've no further use for it - delete it right away!



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Posted: 31 Mar 09, 05:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Zebonka12 wrote:

Guys, guys, you're breaking my balls!

Okay I admit it - Jake is my clone account.  An alternate identity; I got his face from random Google Image search results, and have been steadily building up his life story over the years as a sort of part time hobby.  In fact I've been pretending to be Jake longer than I've been pretending to be Zebonka....

I honestly did it as a well meaning joke, I never imagined people would be so worked up or offended by it all. 

Well, YV, Richard; you guys can delete the Jake account now.  I've no further use for it - delete it right away!

I think the only one who is correct around here, is myself, of course, I'm sure some of you... have learned.. many things... while knowing me.... I'm sure, I haven't learned anything from you.









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Yes, that's right Scotty!

I'm writing songs for a possible album, if I'm up to it. Dance oriented songs, influenced by Freddie Mercury's 'Mr. Bad Guy', but not nearly as good as I'm lame. That's the kind of stuff I enjoy lately. I've been listening to a lot of dance music lately, like Freddie's album as I said, plus... Hilary Duff who has some wonderful groovy songs such as 'Wake Up' and 'Coming Clean'. Also Cyndi Lauper, Baltimora, Peter Wolf, Britney Spears, Mariah Carey, Michael Jackson, and a lot of other pop/dance stuff. I don't really care that it's more of that kind of music. I will be soon recording bits and pieces of these songs in the next month or so, musicians include a friend 'o mine (M.N.) on drums/percussion and a brother in law, (J.R.R.), on guitar and keyboards... who will most likely produce it since he is an accomplished musician and has a lot of experience producing/arranging/writing/performing music. I'm writing the music, lyrics, and I'll do keyboards and piano as well.  I'm doing all this because I'm twenty-two years old, and in the music business, I should of had a greatest hits album by now, I mean, look at all the little kids that have release many albums, it's almost like you have to be a teenager to get in the business these days. I'm not doing it for anyone except myself really, I mean, if I recorded a whole album and liked it, and had it pressed (which will be done by Rainbo Records on CD and vinyl), I'd be happy, even if I didn't sell any of them. The album will most likely by ready on a realistic date of 2012 due to the fact I go through phases where I enjoy working on music for a month and then like three months I don't want to work on music. Well, there you go, Scotty!


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Posted: 31 Mar 09, 07:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I haven't even read your post but to see something about music and brittney spears and that carrey woman..


HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Posted: 31 Mar 09, 07:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote







Yogurt wrote:



I haven't even read your post but to see something about music and brittney spears and that carrey woman..


HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I haven't even seen your vagina, but something about the way you look, and your nickname. I'm guessing it's unshaven, but maybe slightly trimmed.







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Posted: 31 Mar 09, 07:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Britt, M.D. wrote:

I haven't even seen your vagina, but something about the way you look, and your nickname. I'm guessing it's unshaven, but maybe slightly trimmed.



That is no way to speak to a lady, and I'm not just saying this because she's cute but I think you should apologise.  Man up, for Christ's sake.







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Posted: 31 Mar 09, 08:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jake, you actually make me want to vomit.

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Posted: 31 Mar 09, 09:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Zebonka12 wrote:



 



Britt, M.D. wrote:



I haven't even seen your vagina, but something about the way you look, and your nickname. I'm guessing it's unshaven, but maybe slightly trimmed.




That is no way to speak to a lady, and I'm not just saying this because she's cute but I think you should apologise.  Man up, for Christ's sake.






You're absolutely correct.

Yogurt, I am very sorry, that was none of my business and it was immature and un-called for. I guess I've been watching too much of House, M.D. lately... he's a bit of a pervert!







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Posted: 31 Mar 09, 10:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

^ not like that he aint


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its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

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