Way to go Jake! I'm impressed but at the same time I'm a little bit sad that it's taken you so long to enter into a discussion concerning your behaviour. That's why I havent responded to your private messages. I wasn't deliberately ignoring you, it's just that I dont know what a "cockadink" or a "bonah la donah" is. I just assumed that you had some form of mental stutter and hoped that you'd start making sense eventually. Since you've taken the time and effort to address me directly I'll respond to a few of the points you've made. Jake said: "Lately you keep going on and on about me and following me around all over Queenzone."
I don't know where you get "Lately" from. I've been replying to your pish since 2003 so lets not pretend that this is a recent phenomenon. As for following you around Queenzone I feel I must protest and explain how it works. I visit Queenzone and if a topic interests me, I'll click on it. Invariably you have already left a post which is neither helpful or relevant to the subject. It's either about vaginal odours or your current state of mental health. If you don't want anyone to reply to your stupid fucking posts, stop making them. Jake said: "You were wondering why I don't "fight back" with your rude and perverted comments that you've been making about me about me."
The reason you don't "fight back" when I rip the piss out of you has nothing to do with your supposed moral code. The reason you don't "fight back" is because you're a fucking idiot and you are incapable of taking part in a cogent argument. You contradict yourself at every opportunity and resort to nonsensical gibberish. Jake said: "And this is what I think of you, and this is 100% truth."
You'll have to pardon me if I take this with a pinch of salt but you and "truth" don't normally inhabit the same sentence. Jake said: "If you ever die, it wouldn't effect me any. I wouldn't be sad, nor would I be happy."
Goodness me what an incredibly hurtful thing to say. Jake said: "You can't ever be serious with anything, you can't say anything truly nice about anyone without being sarcastic."
Just because I enjoy ridiculing some of the idiots that frequent Queenzone doesn't mean that I dont appreciate the comments left by other members. I've been hanging around Queenzone for nine years and in that time I've encountered some tuly wonderful people. I've even met up in person with Richard Orchard, Bob the Shrek and Deaconjohn and found them to be great company. Your Valentine, Janet, Erin and Pieter are lovely folk too. I enjoy the humour of folk like Zebonka, Joxer and Holly2000 and if I had an ounce of the wit that Penetration Guru has, my books would have sold a few more copies. The only people I make sarcastic comments to are Treasure Moment and your good self. Of course every so often my sense of humour is mistaken for hostility as happened recently with The Disabled Jester but that was sorted out despite your piss-poor attempt at sabotage. Jake said: "I wonder, does anyone even like you in real life? A guy at your age still doing the "popular vs. unpopular" kind of thing. You're worthless and the sad part is, you can't do anything to prove you're not worthless. Therefore, you do not matter."
Whether or not I'm liked or disliked in real life has no bearing on this discussion so feel free to wonder all you like. As for "popular vs unpopular", I think it's more a case of "sane vs insane". The next bit about being worthless and not being able to prove otherwise makes no sense whatsoever. Have another think about what you're trying to say and get back to me. Jake said: "You've been after me for a long time and it makes me wonder what kind of person you are in real life, and normally if someone's a jerk on the net, I don't automatically assume that's the way they are in real life."
I've only been after you for as long as you've been acting like a twat. The next part doesn't make sense. If someone acts like a jerk on the net, it doesn't mean that they're a jerk in real life. Is that what you're trying to say? If that's the case why have you got such a stiffy for Raf? It's hard to have a discussion with someone who keeps contradicting themselves . Jake said: "Because a lot of the things I say on here are bullshit, yet you actually try to convince the world they are true.
Of course a lot of the things you say on here are bullshit but it's not the rest of the world I'm trying to convince. It's you. Last week you made a big deal about running your own business in an attempt to score points against Raf. This week you make a big deal about staying up all night and sleeping all day. Now both statements can't be true, can they. It's impossible to run a business if you spend business hours in bed (unless your a prostitute). You keep saying that you're going to record an album. How? You can't write songs, you can't play any musical instruments and you've got no money. How do I know these things? Because I've seen the stuff you write. You've never recorded a single tune and what little money you make from whatever it is you do should be going to feed and clothe your son, and just in case you've forgotten about him, he's the little fella that your girlfriend is looking after while you're lying in your fucking bad all day. Jake said: "Yes, it's hard to carry on as normal around here with you hounding everything I say"
You don't carry on as normal. If you were normal I wouldn't hound everything you had to say. Jake said: "it's perverted you are so obsessed with me,"
It's interesting that you use the words perverted and obsessed. Which one of us recently posted a long and hate fuelled rant against women? Which one of us posted details of our sex lives following the birth of their child. Which one of us has a fixation with vaginal odour? Which one of us told a female poster to be careful of what her boyfriend posts on Photobucket? Which one of us posted comments about how he imagined a fellow Queenzoner's vagina might look? Jake Said: "but someday you'll fuck up and everyone will realize it. It's just a matter of time..."
I look forward to your reply Jake but I wont hold my breath.