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Posted: 07 Apr 09, 16:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Time for the newbees to play. Great thread by Scotty, so I thought the newbies would do it too.

1. If Jake Britt was on death row, what would you choose for his final meal?

2. If you could choose the manner of his execution, which of the following would you choose.
A. Hanging
B. Beheading
C. Firing Squad
D. Electric Chair
E. Gas Chamber
F. Lethal Injection
G. Raped And Beaten

3. Regardless of your appearance. If Hugh Hefner offered you £1 million to pose nude in Playboy/Playgirl, would you do it?

4. If a meteor was hurtling towards the planet and there was no way of saving ourselves, what would you do with your last week on Earth.

5. If scientists came up with a new form of heroin that was neither addictive or harmful to your health, would you try it?

6. If you could go back to 1992 and were given a five minute spot at Freddie's tribute concert, which song would you perform? Bearing in mind that you can't
choose one that has already been sung at the concert.

7. Which if given the choice, would you rather lose? Your sex drive or your taste buds.

8. If you were stranded on a tropical desert island with shelter, fresh food and water and the man/girl of your dreams, would you still attempt an escape or try to be
rescued?

9. If you could have half an hour in a room with Freya and with no consequences, what would you do?

10. Which of the following questions would you like answered?
A. Is there a God?
B. Is there intelligent life on other planets?
C. Who really shot JFK?

11. If someone of the same sex (or the oppisite sex if you are gay) offered you £1 million for a quick shag, would you accept?

12. If you had a time machine that would allow you to spend one week in the past, when/where would you go?

13. Which of the following super powers would you like to possess.
A. Abilty to fly
B. Ability to breathe under water
C. X-Ray vision
D.Invisibilty

14. If your Mother/Father had commited a murder, would you tell the police?

15. If you found a wallet in the street containing £1,000 and it belonged to Brian May, knowing he is a tight fisted bastard and would not give you a reward. Would
you keep the money or return it with the hope of meeting Brian.

16. If a genie granted you 1 wish (no you can't ask for more wishes) what would you wish for?

17. If you had to suffer a disabilty, which would you choose?
A. Blindness
B. Deafness
C. The use of your legs

18. If you were involved in a duel to the death, what weapons would you choose for both yourself and your opponent (they have to be the same)

19. If you had to choose between one of the following dangerous sports, which would you go for?
A. Freefall parachite jump.
B. Bungee jump
C. Swimming with sharks

20. Which Queenzoner would you like to meet in person and why?


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A real sense of deja vu about this, probably because fatty (the real one, without the dot) posted this years ago. But ... why not

1. If Jake Britt was on death row, what would you choose for his final meal?

Salted peanuts.

2. If you could choose the manner of his execution, which of the following would you choose.
C. Blind Firing Squad

3. Regardless of your appearance. If Hugh Hefner offered you £1 million to pose nude in Playboy/Playgirl, would you do it?

Too right, and it wouldn't take £1 million either. In fact, a 4-figure sum would probably do the job.

4. If a meteor was hurtling towards the planet and there was no way of saving ourselves, what would you do with your last week on Earth.

Track down Angelina Jolie and give her what for.

5. If scientists came up with a new form of heroin that was neither addictive or harmful to your health, would you try it?

Probably not.

6. If you could go back to 1992 and were given a five minute spot at Freddie's tribute concert, which song would you perform? Bearing in mind that you can't choose one that has already been sung at the concert.

Since I can't sing but can play the guitar I would guess Sweet lady, just to piss off everyone.

7. Which if given the choice, would you rather lose? Your sex drive or your taste buds.

Sex drive definitely. Otherwise how would I enjoy me liver & onions?

8. If you were stranded on a tropical desert island with shelter, fresh food and water and the man/girl of your dreams, would you still attempt an escape or try to be rescued?

I would try to escape...eventually.

9. If you could have half an hour in a room with Freya and with no consequences, what would you do?

Does she have any say in the matter?

10. Which of the following questions would you like answered?
A. Is there a God? (NO)
B. Is there intelligent life on other planets? (YES)
C. Who really shot JFK? (WILLIAM SHATNER)

11. If someone of the same sex (or the oppisite sex if you are gay) offered you £1 million for a quick shag, would you accept?

Yes. Yes I would.

12. If you had a time machine that would allow you to spend one week in the past, when/where would you go?

Either back to the time of the meteor which wiped out the dinosaurs, see the fireworks, or to Biblical times to see if Jesus really was the son of god or just an early veriosn of David Blaine,

13. Which of the following super powers would you like to possess.
B. Ability to breathe under water: be handy for my baby seal cub clubing hobby.

14. If your Mother/Father had commited a murder, would you tell the police?

I never did.

15. If you found a wallet in the street containing £1,000 and it belonged to Brian May, knowing he is a tight fisted bastard and would not give you a reward. Would you keep the money or return it with the hope of meeting Brian.

I would buy £1000 woth of smarties and send Brian a picture of me swimming in Smarties.

16. If a genie granted you 1 wish (no you can't ask for more wishes) what would you wish for?

Eternal life. Or a bigger knob.

17. If you had to suffer a disabilty, which would you choose?
B. Deafness.... I suppose. Difficult one that.

18. If you were involved in a duel to the death, what weapons would you choose for both yourself and your opponent (they have to be the same)

Vibrators.

19. If you had to choose between one of the following dangerous sports, which would you go for?
A. Freefall parachute jump (DONE IT BEFORE AND WOULD LOVE TO DO IT AGAIN)

20. Which Queenzoner would you like to meet in person and why?

Zenni, YourValentine, Fatty.


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Jake Britt wrote:

1. If Jake Britt was on death row, what would you choose for his final meal?
Sushi overdoused in ginger, wasabi and soya sauce

2. If you could choose the manner of his execution, which of the following would you choose.
C. Firing Squad

3. Regardless of your appearance. If Hugh Hefner offered you £1 million to pose nude in Playboy/Playgirl, would you do it?
Nope

4. If a meteor was hurtling towards the planet and there was no way of saving ourselves, what would you do with your last week on Earth.
Spend it in Japan

5. If scientists came up with a new form of heroin that was neither addictive or harmful to your health, would you try it?
Nope

6. If you could go back to 1992 and were given a five minute spot at Freddie's tribute concert, which song would you perform? Bearing in mind that you can't choose one that has already been sung at the concert.
Killer Queen

7. Which if given the choice, would you rather lose? Your sex drive or your taste buds.
Taste buds

8. If you were stranded on a tropical desert island with shelter, fresh food and water and the girl of your dreams, would you still attempt an escape or try to be rescued?
Probably not. As long as I don't have to deal with idiots and trolls like TM, Jake Britt, etc. etc., I'd be likely happier that way.

9. If you could have half an hour in a room with Freya and with no consequences, what would you do?
Have a conversation

10. Which of the following questions would you like answered?
B. Is there intelligent life on other planets?

11. If someone of the same sex (or the oppisite sex if you are gay) offered you £1 million for a quick shag, would you accept?
Absolutely not

12. If you had a time machine that would allow you to spend one week in the past, when/where would you go?
1986. Knebworth (Queen's last concert with Freddie)

13. Which of the following super powers would you like to possess.
D. Invisibility

14. If your Mother/Father had committed a murder, would you tell the police?
Yes

15. If you found a wallet in the street containing £1,000 and it belonged to Brian May, knowing he is a tight fisted bastard and would not give you a reward. Would you keep the money or return it with the hope of meeting Brian.
Return it

16. If a genie granted you 1 wish (no you can't ask for more wishes) what would you wish for?
All my debt/bills to disappear forever

17. If you had to suffer a disabilty, which would you choose?
A. Blindness

18. If you were involved in a duel to the death, what weapons would you choose for both yourself and your opponent (they have to be the same)
Katana

19. If you had to choose between one of the following dangerous sports, which would you go for?
A. Freefall parachute jump.

20. Which Queenzoner would you like to meet in person and why?
gnomo, because she is a very lovely lady, and I enjoyed the short time I spent with her during the day of the Queen + Paul Rodgers concert in Vancouver nearly 3 years ago this upcoming Monday (April 13th)
 




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1. If Jake Britt was on death row, what would you choose for his final meal?
Salty squirts

2. If you could choose the manner of his execution, which of the following would you choose.
B. Beheading

3. Regardless of your appearance. If Hugh Hefner offered you £1 million to pose nude in Playboy/Playgirl, would you do it?
If Tijn allows me xD

4. If a meteor was hurtling towards the planet and there was no way of saving ourselves, what would you do with your last week on Earth.
Half the week in Holland and half the week in Venezuela.

5. If scientists came up with a new form of heroin that was neither addictive or harmful to your health, would you try it?
Dunno... although I wanna try the spicy brownies xD

6. If you could go back to 1992 and were given a five minute spot at Freddie's tribute concert, which song would you perform? Bearing in mind that you can't
choose one that has already been sung at the concert.
Las Palabras de Amor xD

7. Which if given the choice, would you rather lose? Your sex drive or your taste buds.
None of them??? xD.

8. If you were stranded on a tropical desert island with shelter, fresh food and water and the man/girl of your dreams, would you still attempt an escape or try to be
rescued?
Nah, that would be enough to survive xD.

9. If you could have half an hour in a room with Freya and with no consequences, what would you do?
I would dye my hair the matching color of her.

10. Which of the following questions would you like answered?
C. Who really shot JFK?

11. If someone of the same sex (or the oppisite sex if you are gay) offered you £1 million for a quick shag, would you accept?
Nah, I love penises... I prefer to live poor with a penis aside me xD.

12. If you had a time machine that would allow you to spend one week in the past, when/where would you go?
A bit to Holland and a bit to Venezuela

13. Which of the following super powers would you like to possess.
D.Invisibilty (xD)

14. If your Mother/Father had commited a murder, would you tell the police?
That's something I haven't thought about it. It depends, 'cuz It will hurt to see one of my family members in prison, but if the person who was killed deserved it, I'll shut my mouth up.

15. If you found a wallet in the street containing £1,000 and it belonged to Brian May, knowing he is a tight fisted bastard and would not give you a reward. Would
you keep the money or return it with the hope of meeting Brian.
The... second, although sounds boring. I would've done the 1st with 100.000 pounds.

16. If a genie granted you 1 wish (no you can't ask for more wishes) what would you wish for?
My family to live here in Spain xD

17. If you had to suffer a disabilty, which would you choose?
A. Blindness

18. If you were involved in a duel to the death, what weapons would you choose for both yourself and your opponent (they have to be the same)
Bazookas xD

19. If you had to choose between one of the following dangerous sports, which would you go for?
B. Bungee jump

20. Which Queenzoner would you like to meet in person and why?
I already have a Qzoner as a bf and met 3 more of them. I would like to meet Lori, Danny (AKA Mr. Jingles), Barbs, Janet, Bob, Erin & Pieter, Alex, Beata, Raf and many more ^^.



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1. If Jake Britt was on death row, what would you choose for his final meal? - Feces.

2. If you could choose the manner of his execution, which of the following would you choose.
A. Hanging
B. Beheading
C. Firing Squad - definately. I love it.
D. Electric Chair
E. Gas Chamber
F. Lethal Injection
G. Raped And Beaten

3. Regardless of your appearance. If Hugh Hefner offered you £1 million to pose nude in Playboy/Playgirl, would you do it? - Yes.

4. If a meteor was hurtling towards the planet and there was no way of saving ourselves, what would you do with your last week on Earth. - I'd travel. I'd go to places I've never been.

5. If scientists came up with a new form of heroin that was neither addictive or harmful to your health, would you try it? - Yes.

6. If you could go back to 1992 and were given a five minute spot at Freddie's tribute concert, which song would you perform? Bearing in mind that you can't
choose one that has already been sung at the concert. - I don't know, I haven't seen the tribute concert.

7. Which if given the choice, would you rather lose? Your sex drive or your taste buds. - My sex drive, duh.

8. If you were stranded on a tropical desert island with shelter, fresh food and water and the man/girl of your dreams, would you still attempt an escape or try to be
rescued? - I'd stay, of course. I'd give anything for that.

9. If you could have half an hour in a room with Freya and with no consequences, what would you do? - I'd pat her on the head. Maybe kiss her on the cheek.

10. Which of the following questions would you like answered?
A. Is there a God? - This one.
B. Is there intelligent life on other planets?
C. Who really shot JFK?

11. If someone of the same sex (or the oppisite sex if you are gay) offered you £1 million for a quick shag, would you accept? - Of course. I'd probably do it for free.

12. If you had a time machine that would allow you to spend one week in the past, when/where would you go?  
 -I'd go back to late January 2009.

13. Which of the following super powers would you like to possess.
A. Abilty to fly
B. Ability to breathe under water
C. X-Ray vision - Most useful. So that one.
D.Invisibilty

14. If your Mother/Father had commited a murder, would you tell the police? - No.

15. If you found a wallet in the street containing £1,000 and it belonged to Brian May, knowing he is a tight fisted bastard and would not give you a reward. Would
you keep the money or return it with the hope of meeting Brian. - I'd keep it. Fuck Brian.

16. If a genie granted you 1 wish (no you can't ask for more wishes) what would you wish for? - I can't tell you.

17. If you had to suffer a disabilty, which would you choose?
A. Blindness
B. Deafness
C. The use of your legs - This one.

18. If you were involved in a duel to the death, what weapons would you choose for both yourself and your opponent (they have to be the same) - Baseball bats.

19. If you had to choose between one of the following dangerous sports, which would you go for?
A. Freefall parachite jump.
B. Bungee jump
C. Swimming with sharks - I don't like heights.

20. Which Queenzoner would you like to meet in person and why? - No one. Wait. Maybe Freya. I hear she's pretty.



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1. If Fatty was on death row, what would you choose for his final meal?

Depends on what he is on death row for. Most likely anything he wants though.

2. If you could choose the manner of his execution, which of the following would you choose.
F. Lethal Injection

3. Regardless of your appearance. If Hugh Hefner offered you £1 million to pose nude in Playboy/Playgirl, would you?
Yes

4. If a meteor was hurtling towards the planet and there was no way of saving ourselves, what would you do with your last week on Earth.
I'm not sure

5. If scientists came up with a new form of heroin that was neither addictive or harmful to your health, would you try it?
It wouldn't be worth it. Addictive things, are more fun. Nothing's fun if it's not addictive.

6. If you could go back to 1992 and were given a five minute spot at Freddie's tribute concert, which song would you perform? Bearing in mind that you can't choose one that has already been sung at the concert.

Polar Bear (..... and dear Marial, 'Las Palabras De Amor' was sung at the FMTC!)

7. Which if given the choice, would you rather lose? Your sex drive or your taste buds.
Taste buds. I'd rather have sex than eat.

8. If you were stranded on a tropical desert island with shelter, fresh food and water and the man/girl of your dreams, would you still attempt an escape or try to be rescued?
Yes, because my son and other family wouldn't be on the island. If my whole family was with me, I'd stay on the island.

9. If you could have half an hour in a room with Freya and with no consequences, what would you do?
I'd interview her.

10. Which of the following questions would you like answered?

A. Is there a God? <----- That one
B. Is there intelligent life on other planets? <----- That one
C. Who really shot JFK? <-------- That one

11. If someone of the same sex (or the oppisite sex if you are gay) offered you £1 million for a quick shag, would you accept?
Yep, I'd do it for $10,000 bucks too.

12. If you had a time machine that would allow you to spend one week in the past, when/where would you go?
I wouldn't

13. Which of the following super powers would you like to possess.
A. Abilty to fly
B. Ability to breathe under water
C. X-Ray vision
D.Invisibilty <------ That one

14. If your Mother/Father had commited a murder, would you tell the police?
Depends on who they murdered >:-)

15. If you found a wallet in the street containing £1,000 and it belonged to Brian May, knowing he is a tight fisted bastard and would not give you a reward. Would you keep the money or return it with the hope of meeting Brian.
Keep it.

16. If a genie granted you 1 wish (no you can't ask for more wishes) what would you wish for?
Not sure

17. If you had to suffer a disabilty, which would you choose?
A. Blindness <----- That one
B. Deafness
C. The use of your legs

18. If you were involved in a duel to the death, what weapons would you choose for both yourself and your opponent (they have to be the same)
Chain saws

19. If you had to choose between one of the following dangerous sports, which would you go for?

A. Freefall parachite jump. <--- that one, lol
B. Bungee jump
C. Swimming with sharks


20. Which Queenzoner would you like to meet in person and why?
Everyone.... because I think meeting a person face to face is totally different than talking to them on the net.






























































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1).  Spam.  But I'm sure the irony would be lost on him.
2).  A
3).  Sure!
4).  See if I could record an album.  Just for kicks.
5).  Nope.
6).  It hadn't been written yet, but "No One But You", obviously.
7).  Sex drive, without question.
8).  Yes. 
9).  I'd probably sing "Magic Dance" with her or something. 
10).  C.  I already know the answers to the other questions.
11).  Nope.
12).  Woodstock.
13).  B
14).  Sure.
15).  It'd be fun to hang onto for a while but my conscience would win out.
16).  I would write down all of the things I wanted on a bit of paper and then ask the genie to make them all happen.  I'm not stupid enough to limit myself to one thing per wish...
17).  C
18).  Some kind of sword, it's the only weapon I can use to any effect.  I'd still be toast though.
19).  B
20).  I definitely have more than one, but for the purposes of this quiz I will simply say - see no. 9

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-fatty- wrote:

That nipple Jake has fucked around with a few of the questions to cater to his own ego. Question one should be What you would choose for your own final meal, not Jake's. Question two was Choose the manner of your own execution, not Jake's
In the original post, the only question that referred to Jake was question nine, which was "what would you do given half an hour in a room with Jake with no consequence?" The fact that Jake altered it to appear as if it was an open invitation to rape a young lady who frequents Queenzone says a lot about that sick fuckers state of mind.

fatty.

LOL!

Genious as usual, Fatty.









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-fatty- wrote:



That nipple Jake has fucked around with a few of the questions to cater to his own ego. Question one should be What you would choose for your own final meal, not Jake's. Question two was Choose the manner of your own execution, not Jake's
In the original post, the only question that referred to Jake was question nine, which was "what would you do given half an hour in a room with Jake with no consequence?" The fact that Jake altered it to appear as if it was an open invitation to rape a young lady who frequents Queenzone says a lot about that sick fuckers state of mind.

fatty.


LOL!

Genious as usual, Fatty.


Fatty, am I to assume that your open invitation to rape a young man who frequents Queenzone is OK?

Evidently, your suicide encouragements  are OK too?

Carry on Fatty, the court of QZ opinion is strongly in your favor.  I am sure, if you try hard enough, you can sink below Britt's level.  I really do not understand your obsession with Britt.  Just keep on showering Britt with your attention.  I'm sure that he enjoys it. 









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1. If you were on death row, what would you choose for your final meal?

I wouldn't have the stomach to eat, I'd be about to die!!! Why would I think about eating when I about to die? Oh.

2. If you could choose the manner of your own execution, which of the following would you choose.
A. Hanging
B. Beheading
C. Firing Squad
D. Electric Chair
E. Gas Chamber
F. Lethal Injection
G. Raped And Beaten

Lethal Injection, no doubt.

3. Regardless of your appearance. If Hugh Hefner offered you £1 million to pose nude in Playboy/Playgirl, would you do it?

No, not at all.   

4. If a meteor was hurtling towards the planet and there was no way of saving ourselves, what would you do with your last week on Earth.

I'd keep leading my life as I was used to. This I'm pretty sure about! It sounds so mediocre, but it'd probably be it...

5. If scientists came up with a new form of heroin that was neither addictive or harmful to your health, would you try it?

Of course. It's neither addictive nor harmful, why not trying!? It'd be like avoiding drinking water when you're damn thirsty!

6. If you could go back to 1992 and were given a five minute spot at Freddie's tribute concert, which song would you perform? Bearing in mind that you can't
choose one that has already been sung at the concert.

My Melancholy Blues or Who Needs You. These are the only songs by Queen I do without disturbing public peace and well-being. lol

7. Which if given the choice, would you rather lose? Your sex drive or your taste buds.

Sex drive, I don't have much of it already, so let it go. Being 18 and never having had a boyfriend is really pathetic.

8. If you were stranded on a tropical desert island with shelter, fresh food and water and the man/girl of your dreams, would you still attempt an escape or try to be
rescued?

Attempt to escape, for sure!!! I need urban life and things related to it and I know that within a matter of months the man of my dream would become a nightmare.

9. Question supressed by me for involving other Queenzoner who probably was not asked whether she'd like to take part in it.

10. Which of the following questions would you like answered?
A. Is there a God? I believe there is, so...
B. Is there intelligent life on other planets? That one I'd like to know!
C. Who really shot JFK? This one is boring... :op

11. If someone of the same sex (or the oppisite sex if you are gay) offered you £1 million for a quick shag, would you accept?

I had to search for the meaning of "shag"; it's probably the sense given in "slang". lol

Yes, I would. I'd be flattered, I think: this person can have it with so many people, he choses myself and wants to pay such sum for having me for so little time...I'd actually marry him if he still wanted me after the deal. :) 


12. If you had a time machine that would allow you to spend one week in the past, when/where would you go?

That one, back in late XVIII Century Vienna, when Beethoven performed his second piano concerto.

13. Which of the following super powers would you like to possess.
A. Abilty to fly This...I'd avoid traffic jams here, which are horrible.
B. Ability to breathe under water - this one is a trap...see what people do to fish!!! 
C. X-Ray vision - Na...
D.Invisibilty - I'm already endowed with it, in a way...lol.

14. If your Mother/Father had commited a murder, would you tell the police?

Yes. It's a murder! I'd be able to poke some fun at my mother while she were doing her sentence. Kind of a revenge for all the time I had to spent locked in my room as a punishment. lol

15. If you found a wallet in the street containing £1,000 and it belonged to Brian May, knowing he is a tight fisted bastard and would not give you a reward. Would
you keep the money or return it with the hope of meeting Brian.

Return it, and saying I love him so much and that he's wonderful, and ask for a kiss.

16. If a genie granted you 1 wish (no you can't ask for more wishes) what would you wish for?

All people suffering from serious diseases be cured.  

17. If you had to suffer a disabilty, which would you choose?
A. Blindness
B. Deafness
C. The use of your legs

Deafness.

18. If you were involved in a duel to the death, what weapons would you choose for both yourself and your opponent (they have to be the same)

Crossbow. I'd beat the hell out of anyone.

19. If you had to choose between one of the following dangerous sports, which would you go for?
A. Freefall parachite jump.
B. Bungee jump -
C. Swimming with sharks

B. It must be exciting. Why haven't I done it already, by the way?

20. Which Queenzoner would you like to meet in person and why?

YourValentine and Pittrek.

Because I love them and they are the people I admire the most here.


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Mr. Britt wrote:

Time for the newbees to play. Great thread by Scotty, so I thought the newbies would do it too.

1. If Jake Britt was on death row, what would you choose for his final meal?
 A RANCID GINSTERS PASTY

2. If you could choose the manner of his execution, which of the following would you choose.
A. Hanging
B. Beheading
C. Firing Squad
D. Electric Chair
E. Gas Chamber
F. Lethal Injection
G. Raped And Beaten
 SLOW AND PAINFUL

3. Regardless of your appearance. If Hugh Hefner offered you £1 million to pose nude in Playboy/Playgirl, would you do it?

AGAIN?,I'D DO IT FOR FREE WITH HOLLY :-]

4. If a meteor was hurtling towards the planet and there was no way of saving ourselves, what would you do with your last week on Earth.
 EAT,DRINK AND BE MARY

5. If scientists came up with a new form of heroin that was neither addictive or harmful to your health, would you try it?

NAH,GOT TO BE THE REAL THING

6. If you could go back to 1992 and were given a five minute spot at Freddie's tribute concert, which song would you perform? Bearing in mind that you can't
choose one that has already been sung at the concert.

DROWSE

7. Which if given the choice, would you rather lose? Your sex drive or your taste buds.

TASTE BUDS,I WAOUDNT MIND THE 'SACMPI FRIES' SMELL THEN

8. If you were stranded on a tropical desert island with shelter, fresh food and water and the man/girl of your dreams, would you still attempt an escape or try to be
rescued?
NO

9. If you could have half an hour in a room with Freya and with no consequences, what would you do?

TALK LES MIS AND ENJOY A 'PEPSI' TOGETHER ;-]

10. Which of the following questions would you like answered?
A. Is there a God?
B. Is there intelligent life on other planets?
C. Who really shot JFK?

THERE'S HARDLY ANY INTELLIGENCE HERE SO IT WOULD BE 'B'

11. If someone of the same sex (or the oppisite sex if you are gay) offered you £1 million for a quick shag, would you accept?

DAMN RIGHT!

12. If you had a time machine that would allow you to spend one week in the past, when/where would you go?

THE WEEK YOU WAS CONCIEVED AND SHOOT YOUR PARENTS

13. Which of the following super powers would you like to possess.
A. Abilty to fly
B. Ability to breathe under water
C. X-Ray vision
D.Invisibilty

NONE,IM WONDERFUL ENOUGH AS IT IS,MODESTY IS MY SUPER POWER!
14. If your Mother/Father had commited a murder, would you tell the police?

I DIDNT LAST TIME...

15. If you found a wallet in the street containing £1,000 and it belonged to Brian May, knowing he is a tight fisted bastard and would not give you a reward. Would
you keep the money or return it with the hope of meeting Brian.
KEEP IT

16. If a genie granted you 1 wish (no you can't ask for more wishes) what would you wish for?
A METEOR TO LAND ON YOUR HOUSE

17. If you had to suffer a disabilty, which would you choose?
A. Blindness
B. Deafness
C. The use of your legs

DEAFNESS

18. If you were involved in a duel to the death, what weapons would you choose for both yourself and your opponent (they have to be the same)
 A RUSTY SPOON AND A WEEK OLD PASTY

19. If you had to choose between one of the following dangerous sports, which would you go for?
A. Freefall parachite jump.
B. Bungee jump
C. Swimming with sharks

C] AS YOU DIDNT SPECIFY WHAT KIND OF SHARK,I CHOOSE TO SWIM WITH BASKING SHARKS

20. Which Queenzoner would you like to meet in person and why?

JAKE BRITT,JUST TO SMACK SOME SENSE INTO HIM [IE YOU!]
fatty.










isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]