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Posted: 15 Apr 09, 21:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Are any of you here figure skaters?  If so, what are your achievements on jumps landed, and how you did at competitions?  Why I am asking this will be mentioned at a later time.


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Posted: 15 Apr 09, 22:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



littlekillerham wrote:

Why I am asking this will be mentioned at a later time.  


Will your reason be contained on a stretch of microfilm stored in the back molar of a Siberian dissident?  And, upon receiving your reason, should I be on the lookout for bowler-hat-wearing agents with fake umbrellas capable of injecting arsenic pellets into my thigh?

Just wanted to know before I answered. 






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Posted: 15 Apr 09, 22:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm no skater but I used to be great on roller blades until I weighed 340 lbs. Now that I'm 165 lbs, I think I'll take up roller blading again.

I can roller skate too.
I love riding bicycles.
I can't however, operate a skateboard. We'll leave that to LaDonka



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Posted: 16 Apr 09, 10:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



LozIan wrote:







littlekillerham wrote:



Why I am asking this will be mentioned at a later time.  



Will your reason be contained on a stretch of microfilm stored in the back molar of a Siberian dissident?  And, upon receiving your reason, should I be on the lookout for bowler-hat-wearing agents with fake umbrellas capable of injecting arsenic pellets into my thigh?

Just wanted to know before I answered. 







Contrary to popular belief, no.  






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