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Posted: 17 Apr 09, 08:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/03/12/chuck-norris-for-president-%E2%80%A6-of-texas/

Let's see if maybe Steven Seagal would like to be his running mate.



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Posted: 17 Apr 09, 19:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*waits patiently for Erin to come by and spin the giant Wheel-o-Chuck,


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Posted: 17 Apr 09, 21:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



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Posted: 18 Apr 09, 01:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Mr.Jingles wrote:

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/03/12/chuck-norris-for-president-%E2%80%A6-of-texas/

Let's see if maybe Steven Seagal would like to be his running mate.


LMAO!
You're a fuckin' GENIOUS! Man, the world needs more people like you.



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Posted: 18 Apr 09, 06:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You'd think that even Texas would've figured out by now that secession isn't a great idea. Now I would say that some five years of violence, plunder and rape by angry veterans and outlaws causing hell and destruction, preceded by almost five years of sustaining significant casualties would be a good reason not to try again...



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Posted: 18 Apr 09, 06:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote















ThomasQuinn wrote:







You'd think that even Texas would've figured out by now that secession isn't a great idea. Now I would say that some five years of violence, plunder and rape by angry veterans and outlaws causing hell and destruction, preceded by almost five years of sustaining significant casualties would be a good reason not to try again...







I agree with you, brother.



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Posted: 18 Apr 09, 06:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Have you been sniffing glue again?



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Posted: 18 Apr 09, 06:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote







ThomasQuinn wrote:



Have you been sniffing glue again?


BRILLIANT! Fucking GENIOUS as usual! =) YOU ROCK MY SOCKS!



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Posted: 18 Apr 09, 13:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Mr.Jingles wrote:

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/03/12/chuck-norris-for-president-%E2%80%A6-of-texas/

Let's see if maybe Steven Seagal would like to be his running mate.

I just read his column the story comes from. The guy is honestly calling for something like a new Confederacy seceding from the Union. Hilarious!



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Posted: 18 Apr 09, 15:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If it were actually possible, I'd rather see Texas secede than split into five separate states (which, oddly, it has the right to do). Imagine... five MORE red states in the Union. That's a whole lot scarier than Chucky as President... though the very idea of that is as idiotic as it sounds.



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Posted: 19 Apr 09, 05:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



magicalfreddiemercury wrote:

If it were actually possible, I'd rather see Texas secede than split into five separate states (which, oddly, it has the right to do). Imagine... five MORE red states in the Union. That's a whole lot scarier than Chucky as President... though the very idea of that is as idiotic as it sounds.

Until quite recently, Texas tended to vote blue in federal elections. If it were to break into four or five separate states, it'd probably result in 2-3 red and 2 blue states.



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Posted: 19 Apr 09, 07:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Chuck Norris is a genious. I absolutely love Walker Texas Ranger. It's my 2nd favorite show.



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