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Posted: 10 May 09, 06:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Happy Mother's Day to all you MILFs out there! ;-)



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Posted: 10 May 09, 11:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Sweet Insanity wrote:

Happy Mother's Day to all you MILFs out there! ;-)


    You fucking wish.....your despicable!







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Posted: 10 May 09, 15:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Fuck off with your sick messages, you twisted psychopath.

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Posted: 10 May 09, 15:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Calm down guys, he's just joking about MILFs.  God knows he doesn't know any.


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Posted: 10 May 09, 18:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This is a genuine entry from Jake's blog. It's not really worth reading all the way through but I've highlighted a few lines you might want to pay attention to.

"Today, Jessica, Gavyn, and I, went to Jessica's neice's birthday. It was a fun get-a-away from Newport. The temperature was probably 70 out! We had a bbq there and it was a nice party, seeing Jessica's family, etc.
Then we came home and we stopped at the Dunkin Donuts to get my usual Iced Coffee and Jessica then told me the brake was going to the floor. We go to the parking lot next door, and damn it, a river of brake fluid leaking out of a brake line. So I called my parents, no answer. How 'bout their cell phones? No answer! I was pissed. The car was leaking brake fluid like a son of a bitch. So, I drove the car home knowing the brakes could give way, at least I had some brakes and an e-brake. It wasn't too bad traffic wise, but I took it slow, in case the brakes failed. We get home and my Mom said my Dad unplugged the phone. I yelled at her so much, I mean, we could of been in an accident and not had anyone to call. I called my Mom a bitch, and she was so pissed. She came outside as I walked to my apartment and she was blabbing about "don't talk to me that way" and then I yelled at the top of my lungs, "Shut the fuck up, you fucking bitch"... God damn it. So, I get inside and the damn internet and phone is disconnected. So I went back over and the door was locked to my parents. She came to the door and I asked what the Hell is going on with the net, and she said I didn't deserve it. So I kicked my fucking parent's door in, and then left back to my apartment. My Dad came home at one point and I yelled at him, too. They don't seem to understand my anger? Jeez. Jessica and Gavyn could of gotten hurt! And my parents had their phones off! Dumb idiots. They threatened to call the cops on me because they've never seen me so mad and violent, but I'm telling you, I don't regret what I said to them, I do however regret breaking the door. I did it for a reason though. I get mad about something important, that everyone would be angry about, and they get upset at me for being mad and call fucking Verizon and shut off MY cell phone and MY internet? Idiots. My Dad was so upset with me for breaking the door, but I didn't care. My Mom was upset because I called her a bitch. They said "Psychiatrist or jail"... I chose the psychiatrist. I told them that they can pay for the bill, as well. Then I had to listen to my Dad tell me how much of a loser I am, how I never do what he says, he went on about my sleeping schedule and said tai-chi will cure me, and basically told me that I'm not a man, unless I act just as he does. How does he act? He had blood pressure of like 220 over 130, and he's shorter than me. He is very strict and stressful and always has been. He thinks he can control me, but he can't. He's a fucking jerk and I feel like punching his face everytime I see him. He has nothing nice to say to anyone, just a mouthy jerk who judges everything and everyone... only says negative things, never anything postive. He's to blame for my problems, to be honest. Both of my parents are. Mom spoiled me and Dad was a jerk to me. Everyone in my family is fucked up."

If this is the level of respect Jake has for his own mother, he can't be that surprised to learn that I'd like to slap the bitch in the mouth for giving birth to that fucking moron.

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Posted: 11 May 09, 00:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Holy crap that's hilarious.


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Posted: 11 May 09, 15:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I hope you dont mind but I've brought this back to the thread it was supposed to be in.

Jake wrote: "Don't you have anything better to do than to follow me around on the net, saving all of my photos and everything I write, on websites that have NOTHING to do with Queenzone? You've been doing this since I was like, what? 12 years old? You're obsessed with me and I think it'd be in your best interest to seek help, or hang yourself."

At this precise moment in time I have nothing better to do than point out that you're an idiot. Rest assured that if anything worthwhile does come along, I'll do that instead.

I only saved those photographs to create a fake blog with which I took the piss out of you. A great many people enjoyed looking at that blog and laughed at how utterly stupid you are until you had it removed.

I lifted a quote from your blog to illustrate the irony in someone who has no respect for their own mother creating a tpoic that celebrates mother's day. I didn't even bother with the MILF comments as the thought of a mature woman having sex with you is too far a stretch of anyones imagination to be worth bothering with.

I haven't been following you around Queenzone since you were 12 years old, unless of course you're lying about your age again. If you were 12 when you joined Queenzone, you're still in your teens. I think what you've done is try to portray me as some sick old man who follows young boys on the net but you're too fucking stupid to do the maths.

I wouldn't go so far as to say I was obsessed with you Jake, but I do enjoy pointing out your bullshit, lies, inconsistencies and contradictions. I thought you'd be grateful for the feedback because, let's be honest, I'm the only person on Queenzone who interacts with you. So I'll continue to follow you around, making sarcastic comments and pointing out when you trip yourself up with your own lies until I get bored or I hang myself.

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Posted: 11 May 09, 21:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

fatty, have you ever given thought to making a book that's at least based on the sad twit that be Jake Britt?