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Posted: 13 May 09, 04:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

yes folks,dust down your ABBA platform boots and the Bucks Fizz skirts and let 'Love Shine A Light' into our little hole of recession as this years wonderful Eurovision nonsense kicked off with the first semi-final in Moskva last night [next semi on Thursday with the final on Saturday].
this years proves just one thing and that is just when you think it cant get any more ludicrous,it does.
cop a load of the fellow from the Czech Republic in this clip and tell me that Eurovision is not the greatest show on Earth.
and no its not Freddie in a red cape [which does appear to be this years fashion accessory in Europe]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHm5tG6IYwI&feature=PlayList&p=681126CFC27EA749&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=74


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Posted: 13 May 09, 04:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Surely by now they've realised that no one wins Eurovision...    it's like war.


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Posted: 13 May 09, 05:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hahahahaha!  :)
brilliant.

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Posted: 13 May 09, 06:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I wonder how far the Dutch Toppers will come...it bores the crap out of me, but we'll see


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Posted: 13 May 09, 07:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Zebonka12 wrote:

Surely by now they've realised that no one wins Eurovision...    it's like war.


im waiting for the Aussies to join as they are part of the European TV thingymebob.no i dont understand how they are either but if Israel can be a part of it then why not the Aussies?









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Posted: 13 May 09, 07:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Syb Ringnalda wrote:

I wonder how far the Dutch Toppers will come...it bores the crap out of me, but we'll see
the Dutch have to qualify tomorrow night [thursday] so we shall see how well they do then,lets hope they dont have a red cape on their person anywhere









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Posted: 13 May 09, 07:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

personally,im looking forward to the break-dancing Hobbits from Albania tomorrow night :-]


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Posted: 13 May 09, 12:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJiE8NHWlv8&feature=PlayList&p=0BCB4275E1973490&index=10

just for Maggie :-]
be aware that cats may find this a tad sensitive to their hearing..


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Posted: 13 May 09, 12:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D20dJ-xUWs8&feature=related

I'm not a great fan of it


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Posted: 13 May 09, 13:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Syb Ringnalda wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D20dJ-xUWs8&feature=related

I'm not a great fan of it

me neither :-[
is she selling ice cream at 1.24m?








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Posted: 13 May 09, 13:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:



 



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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D20dJ-xUWs8&feature=related

I'm not a great fan of it


me neither :-[
is she selling ice cream at 1.24m?







probably :) I still don't know what that box is for









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Posted: 13 May 09, 15:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It's hilarious when he spins around though, in 2.something!  :)

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Posted: 13 May 09, 16:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ha ha ha yeah...

It's all they are- hilarious


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Posted: 13 May 09, 21:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


I told you Jon, I just wonder whether the man actually has testicles, or if he's a eunuch to sing like that.  Either that or he's REALLY good at pretending to be a cat in heat. 

As far as the Dutch act goes...their act was better last year.  Three middle aged guys trying to sing Europop does not good entertainment make; unless they are going for pity votes. 

Those two boy bands from the first semis weren't too good either; they didn't even have the audience with them.  Though I have to admit the star of the night was the Czech Republic.  I was glad that my boss had left by the point they came on, or she'd have come down to my office and wondered what in the hell was so funny!  (Had to lug my laptop to my office to use their internet connection; it's faster than mine!) 

You guys should let Australia in...and Canada as well.  Of course I also think you should let us in; we could provide you with a real cowboy act from Texas that would guarantee that at least the UK wouldn't be dead last at the end.

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Posted: 14 May 09, 05:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



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I told you Jon, I just wonder whether the man actually has testicles, or if he's a eunuch to sing like that.  Either that or he's REALLY good at pretending to be a cat in heat. 

As far as the Dutch act goes...their act was better last year.  Three middle aged guys trying to sing Europop does not good entertainment make; unless they are going for pity votes. 

Those two boy bands from the first semis weren't too good either; they didn't even have the audience with them.  Though I have to admit the star of the night was the Czech Republic.  I was glad that my boss had left by the point they came on, or she'd have come down to my office and wondered what in the hell was so funny!  (Had to lug my laptop to my office to use their internet connection; it's faster than mine!) 

You guys should let Australia in...and Canada as well.  Of course I also think you should let us in; we could provide you with a real cowboy act from Texas that would guarantee that at least the UK wouldn't be dead last at the end.

[img=/images/smiley/msn/tounge_smile.gif][/img]  
im having a small gathering tonight for the second semi-final and we've decided that we shall have a parlour game of doing cocktails and vodka jellies every time we see on tv [maximum 2 jellies per act]:
a] a white suit
b] a red cape
c] an accordian
d] break dancing hobbits
 we dont expect to able to see straight when the votes start...

the favourite is in tonights qualifier,is Norway a nice place to go to this time of the year?

and of course,we should let the colonies enter. it would be curious to see how the red cape dude from the Czech Republic would do in Texas lol








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Posted: 14 May 09, 07:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Zebonka12 wrote:

Surely by now they've realised that no one wins Eurovision...    it's like war.


...only infinitely more cruel and destructive...






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Posted: 14 May 09, 08:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:







AspiringPhilosophe wrote:




I told you Jon, I just wonder whether the man actually has testicles, or if he's a eunuch to sing like that.  Either that or he's REALLY good at pretending to be a cat in heat. 

As far as the Dutch act goes...their act was better last year.  Three middle aged guys trying to sing Europop does not good entertainment make; unless they are going for pity votes. 

Those two boy bands from the first semis weren't too good either; they didn't even have the audience with them.  Though I have to admit the star of the night was the Czech Republic.  I was glad that my boss had left by the point they came on, or she'd have come down to my office and wondered what in the hell was so funny!  (Had to lug my laptop to my office to use their internet connection; it's faster than mine!) 

You guys should let Australia in...and Canada as well.  Of course I also think you should let us in; we could provide you with a real cowboy act from Texas that would guarantee that at least the UK wouldn't be dead last at the end.

[img=/images/smiley/msn/tounge_smile.gif][/img]  

im having a small gathering tonight for the second semi-final and we've decided that we shall have a parlour game of doing cocktails and vodka jellies every time we see on tv [maximum 2 jellies per act]:
a] a white suit
b] a red cape
c] an accordian
d] break dancing hobbits
 we dont expect to able to see straight when the votes start...

the favourite is in tonights qualifier,is Norway a nice place to go to this time of the year?

and of course,we should let the colonies enter. it would be curious to see how the red cape dude from the Czech Republic would do in Texas lol







I can tell you exactly how that guy from the Czech Republic...along with the guy in the white disco suit from the first act, and the fabio-wannabe would do in Texas.  They'd be shot on the spot.  It would probably be the first fatality in Eurovision history. 

Of course, with the way things are politically here right now, you might have to extend a seperate invitation to Texas; typical with their mentality when they don't get their way, they're screaming about seceding from the US and becoming their own country again. 







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Posted: 14 May 09, 12:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

He'd be warmly welcomed in Iran.


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Posted: 14 May 09, 13:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

cant wait for the hobbits and the dancing polar bears on tonights show.
thank the maker for Jack Daniel's!


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Posted: 14 May 09, 16:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4kxdH6yT-8

This is what Jon likes :D


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