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Posted: 01 Jun 09, 04:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millvina_Dean

The last one is dead!?

Crap.  Millvina Dean jokes were giving me so much mileage while I was planning a Titanic mockumentary.  I may have to pull the plug now, if she's not there to complain about how insulting it is.

While she was less of a survivor and more a case of carry-on luggage, I mourn her loss.  RIP.


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Posted: 01 Jun 09, 05:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

on the news last night here in the UK the reporter/announcer kept saying she was 87 years old.Now,I wasnt all that brilliant at maths but even I know that this could not be right if the boat sank in 1912...

and people wonder why the economy has gone tits up


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 01 Jun 09, 06:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

There's a reason for that, she would declare her age as 87 so that she'd qualify for the 80-89 division at her local Bingo club.


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Posted: 01 Jun 09, 11:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote











JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:
on the news last night here in the UK the reporter/announcer kept saying
she was 87 years old.Now,I wasnt all that brilliant at maths but even I
know that this could not be right if the boat sank in 1912...

and people wonder why the economy has gone tits up



Zebonka12 wrote:







There's a reason for that, she would declare her age as 87 so that she'd qualify for the 80-89 division at her local Bingo club.






There are currently three people ROTFLOAO at that in this room. I think you two have a record.



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Posted: 01 Jun 09, 14:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well, to coin a phrase; bingo!


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Posted: 01 Jun 09, 17:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Zebonka12 wrote:

Well, to coin a phrase; bingo!

dont mention '2 fat ladies' or 'droopy draws'.im still getting over the last beating by Porthleven Womens institute!








isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 02 Jun 09, 17:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sorry Zeb, after a respectable mourning period, you're just gonna have to find yourself another girlfriend.



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Posted: 03 Jun 09, 02:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Crazy LittleThing wrote:

Sorry Zeb, after a respectable mourning period, you're just gonna have to find yourself another girlfriend.



True, but I'll never find one as flexible.


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