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Posted: 11 Jun 09, 05:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



There was a salesman in America traveling through Arizona one day in his car when he noticed a sign at the side of the road. The sign said;

BIG CHIEF SITTING HAWK - THE MAN WITH THE BEST MEMORY IN THE WORLD - COME AND TEST HIS MEMORY FOR ONE DOLLAR.

A little bored and with no pressing engagements the guy decides to give it a go. He parks his car, pays the dollar, enters the tepee and sits down opposite the big crusty old Chief. 

"OK chief" he says "err..what did you have for breakfast on the 13th of April, 1955" ?




The Big Old Chief stares into the distances and after a while says; "Eggs"

The salesman is a little disappointed at this. After all he could have had eggs for breakfast every day of his life so, a little disappointed too that he couldn´t think of a more interesting question, the salesman ups and leaves, carries on his way and thinks nothing more of it.

A few years later, the guy is still a traveling salesman and while traveling much the same route he comes across the sign again.




BIG CHIEF SITTING HAWK etc .etc,



The guy recalls the first occasion and decides to stop once more. This time determined to ask something more interesting. By this time the salesman has learnt a few Indian customs so he enters the tepee sits down opposite the Chief and says; "HOW"

The Chief replies; "Scrambled". 





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Posted: 11 Jun 09, 06:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

He didn't pay the second time.

Asshole salesmen...


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Posted: 11 Jun 09, 06:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

boring


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Posted: 11 Jun 09, 07:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


  :-)))))))))))))))))))) ....´HOW`  sitting sweetheart hawk !!    thank you  :-))))))))))))

  now  I´ll ride my  bicycle  through the plains....hope I find you. :-))))))



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Posted: 11 Jun 09, 08:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

reminds me of the old Bobby Heenan joke
how do native americans greet each other?
"hi,how are you?,hi,how are you?,hi how are you?"
*does hand chop movement*


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

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Posted: 11 Jun 09, 08:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This isn't fair, I googled some Indian jokes and I don't get ANY of them.
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A couple of old cowboys (Sam and Bubba) were sitting in a bar having a drink (or two or three), doing what most old cowboys do; complaining about the heat, the cows and their wives. They weren't exactly the brightest guys, and neither were their comments. Every day they said pretty much the same thing.
And it always ended in a contest over who had the worst wife.



Today though something was different. There was a wise looking elderly Indian Chief sitting at the bar. They decided to ask him to decide, who had the worst wife.



The first man (Sam) complained that his wife was always arguing with him. No matter what he said, she always said the opposite. She didn't just say it either, she said it so loud that the neighbors complained.



The old Chief listened attentively and then said, "If your wife was Indian, we would name her Fire-Water."



Sam asked "Why would you call her Fire-Water?"



The Indian Chief replied, "Every time she opens her mouth she breathes fire and your knees turn to water."



The second man (Bubba) said "My wife is so bad that we haven't hadn't had physical relations in darn near twenty years."



The chief again listened attentively and pronounced Bubba's wife as "Sleeping-Dragon."



When Bubba asked why, the chief replied, "If you try to touch her while she is sleeping, she will become a dragon and bite your head off."



Sam and Bubba had a good laugh over their wives new names. Then Sam asked, "Okay, them Indian names are pretty cool, but....Who has the worst wife?"



The chief replied, "I do."



Bubba asked what the chiefs wife name was.



The chief replied something along the lines of "Whumpo Havo Noja"



Both Sam and Bubba looked very confused, and so the chief explained, "That's my wife's Indian name, it translates in English to "Three-Old-Horses."



More puzzled than ever before Bubba asked, "Yeah, but what does it  (Three-Old-Horses) mean?



The chief sighed, took a sip of his beer and said , "Nag, Nag, Nag."




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Posted: 11 Jun 09, 08:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

^she's got to be Cornish


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Posted: 11 Jun 09, 12:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:

reminds me of the old Bobby Heenan joke
how do native americans greet each other?
"hi,how are you?,hi,how are you?,hi how are you?"
*does hand chop movement*



XD homer simpson stole that from him then?






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Posted: 11 Jun 09, 16:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Lady Nyx wrote:



 



JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:



reminds me of the old Bobby Heenan joke
how do native americans greet each other?
"hi,how are you?,hi,how are you?,hi how are you?"
*does hand chop movement*




XD homer simpson stole that from him then?



well,Bobby Heenan was saying this around 1991/1992 when Tatanka was a WWF wrestler..









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Posted: 11 Jun 09, 16:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote







pg wrote:




  :-)))))))))))))))))))) ....´HOW`  sitting sweetheart hawk !!    thank you  :-))))))))))))

  now  I´ll ride my  bicycle  through the plains....hope I find you. :-))))))


What in the hell are you talking about?



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Posted: 11 Jun 09, 19:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Sergei. wrote:



 



 



 



pg wrote:



 



  :-)))))))))))))))))))) ....´HOW`  sitting sweetheart hawk !!    thank you  :-))))))))))))

  now  I´ll ride my  bicycle  through the plains....hope I find you. :-))))))



 


What in the hell are you talking about?


there taking a stab at me..... there part of the "clicky" group. The people who get to gether and form unions against people that they find difficult to mingle with. 







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Posted: 12 Jun 09, 04:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Freddies Lunch Box wrote:



 



Sergei. wrote:



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



pg wrote:



 



 



 



  :-)))))))))))))))))))) ....´HOW`  sitting sweetheart hawk !!    thank you  :-))))))))))))

  now  I´ll ride my  bicycle  through the plains....hope I find you. :-))))))



 



 



 


What in the hell are you talking about?


there taking a stab at me..... there part of the "clicky" group. The people who get to gether and form unions against people that they find difficult to mingle with. 




Hi Fred, Try the Radiohead site - I think you´ll lots of like-minded people there to keep you company.









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Posted: 12 Jun 09, 05:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



 @ Freds Lunch Box :      do you really think everything it´s only about you !?



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Posted: 12 Jun 09, 06:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Leave the poor lad alone - he´s young and sensitive.


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Posted: 12 Jun 09, 06:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Bigfish wrote:

Leave the poor lad alone - he´s young and sensitive.

     right   :-)








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Posted: 13 Jun 09, 03:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

An Indian father and his son go fishing. The son has many questions.
"Why is my sister's name  Full Moon", he asks - "Because she was conceived under the full moon", answers the father.
"Why is my other sister's name Midsummer Night"? asks the boy - "It's because she was conceived in a midsummer night" answers the father.
"And why is my brother's name Hail Storm?" - "It's because he was conceived during a hail storm - you really get on my nerves, Busted Rubber."


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Posted: 13 Jun 09, 05:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



pg wrote:



 @ Freds Lunch Box :      do you really think everything it´s only about you !?





Hail no..... but when you comment like that, it appears it's all you seam to believe so....:)




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Posted: 13 Jun 09, 07:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



YourValentine wrote:

An Indian father and his son go fishing. The son has many questions.
"Why is my sister's name  Full Moon", he asks - "Because she was conceived under the full moon", answers the father.
"Why is my other sister's name Midsummer Night"? asks the boy - "It's because she was conceived in a midsummer night" answers the father.
"And why is my brother's name Hail Storm?" - "It's because he was conceived during a hail storm - you really get on my nerves, Busted Rubber."
the version i know ends with the name "Squatting Dog" which,ironically is what i call my half-brothers partner :-]









isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]