I would say lets get some good jokes on the go while he's still warm in the morgue, but, lets face it, he hasn't been warm in 20 years.
I wonder if his coffin will be Black, for General Waste, or Green, for Recyclable Materials?
I heard that he wants his ashes to be put into at Etch-A-Sketch, so he can have as many six year olds playing with him as possible.
Farrah Faucet is at the pearly gates and St. Peter tells her that since she was such a good sport while she was fighting cancer that she can have one wish for humanity. She said, "I want the children of the world to be safe." Suddenly, Micheal Jackson dies...
Did you hear? Micheal Jackson's dead. And on a lighter note, Madeline McCann was found alive and well in his wardrobe.
Paramedics who arrived on the scene collapsed with exhaustion and had to be treated with oxygen after trying to bring some colour into Micheal Jacksons cheeks.
Autopsy results reveal that his Cardiac Arrest was caused by food poisoning. He had eaten some 9 year old nuts and an 8 year old weiner.
New Reports indicate the cause of Micheal Jacksons death was not a Cardiac Arrest. He was found in the Childrens Ward having a stroke.
Micheals new album is in the works. He's decomposing it as we speak.
Anyone else going to go see the Jackson 4 next year?
What's the difference between Farrah Fawcett and Micheal Jackson? Farrah Fawcett used to bang Majors...
In honor of Michael Jackson, McDonalds has introduced a new burger called the McJackson. It consists of a piece of 50 year old meat between two 10 year old buns.
Please, if you have any more then I'd love to hear them.