I was there, I heard it all !!!!
Brian : OK, kid, you're here because we're considering the possibility of enlisting you as our new lead singer.
Rog : Singer of Queen, I bet your manager never dreamed of this when he signed you up for AI,eh ?
Adam : Wow, guys, Brion, Robert, that's such an honour, Dancing Queen is so my favourite song!
Brian : Erm, yes, well, you see, we thought of you because our previous singer ...
Adam : Freddie Mercury?
Brian : No, Paul Rodgers
Adam : Who's Paul Rodgers ?
Brian : Anyway, he failed to recognize me as the sole creative dynamo of our venture, just as I was the strongest creative force in Queen even when Freddie was alive, you know ?
Adam : Oh Sure Brion, Bohemian Rhapsody, man, what a song, only you could write a song that good !
Brian : Yeah, well, what about Prophet's Song, don't you think it's better than Bo Rhap ?
Adam : The Prophet's song, you mean from the Ten Commandments, the musical I did a few years back ?
Roger : You know Brian, a song I'd like to play on the next tour, Don't Stop Me Now !
Adam : We're gonna cover McFly ? You know, my manager said that it would be best to stop doing too many covers after AI ...
Brian : Anyway, I was saying, our previous singer, PAUL RODGERS, was a bit difficult ...
Roger : Oh stop it Bri. The kid was Paula frigging Abdul's b****, don't you think he's gonna do as QUEEN told him ?
Adam : Yeah, sure. And I was wondering, will Queen's legendary bass player, er, Jim Beacon, join us ?
Brian : He felt it was shameful to collaborate with Robbie Williams and he didn't answer his phone when we offererd him to work with the lead singer of Free, so he probably won't have anything to do with you.
Adam : Oh
Roger : He wrote a letter, though, asking us to keep on playing Another One Bites The Dust and I Want To Break Free. He said he needed the royalties to keep on giving charity money to destitute girls on friday nights. Girls who can't even afford to dress properly he said. He was also adamant that we should include You're My Best Friend on our new Absolutely Best Of Greatest Stone Cold Classics or whatever.
Brian : Yeah, he's pushing it. It's not as if us two had managed to slip in Who Wants To Live Forever and These Are The Days Of Our Lives, eh ?
Adam : So guys, dear members of the jury, did I pass the audition ? Will I get to sing Bohemian Rhapsody?
Brian : No way : there's only one guy who can pull this one off : Holo-Freddie !