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Posted: 22 Oct 09, 10:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://shirt.woot.com/Blog/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=9559  <----Check out the cool t-shirt here.  Come on Zeb, you know you want one.

From woot.com's shirt.woot site today:

Tie Your Monster Down
You’ll have to provide your own guitar solo

Is this a graveyard? Is this a castle lab?
So many pieces that those other people had
Sewed them one by one, a new sort of son he’d be
I called for Igor, he brought a brain to me
Because Prometheus
He will rise
Show them all
I was wise
They all thought me maaaad
I’ll show them who’s maaaad you seeee
Not meeee

Mummy
Just killed a man
Opened up the casket bed
He got cursed and now he’s dead
Mummy
His sarcophagus
Was comfortable and they took it away
Mummy
Ooooo oooooo
Didn’t really want to rise
But if they don’t put it back before tomorrow
they’re all gone
they’re all gone
And he will show no mercy

His job
Is never done
All his organs kept in brine, he’s made lots of overtime
Pharaoh was his buddy, his life-long bro
Said he’d stay awake and guard him in the tomb
Mummy
Ooooo ooooo
there aren’t even windows
He cannot ever die
He’ll sometimes wish he’d never signed on at all


Igor be ready with that switch in your hand
God’s domain, God’s domain, going where you should not go
Thunderbolt and lightning, the monster is rising, see!
Come here, Igor
Here’s your Igor
Help me, Igor
I’m your Igor
Igor, shut it help me pull
This circuit clo-o-o-osed

I’m just a wolf man nobody loves me
He’s just a wolf man, oh the humanity
Three days a month he will hunt you and me

Quake in fear, I am here, to collect my rent
Dracula, no! We will not pay your rent
Pay my rent!
Dracula! We will not pay your rent
Pay my rent!
Dracula! We will not pay your rent
Pay my rent!
Will not pay your rent!
Pay my rent!
Will not pay your rent!
Never pay my rent?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Master we flee-a have to flee-a they have pitchforks at the door
The villagers have come to kill the monsters weeee
That’s weeee
We beeeeeeee


So you hit me with lightning and bring me to life?
Left me scared and confused and now I’m the bad guy?
Ohhhh, monsters
Who are really the monsters
Technically us
Technically, sure, but you see


We’re just allegory
You watch vicariously
We’re just allegory
You’re all the true monsters
Not weeee


Note the clever ennnndiiiing
CRASSSSSSssssssssh
 
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Posted: 22 Oct 09, 15:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

No.


Killed by drones.
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Posted: 22 Oct 09, 15:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I like the top face, for a sec he looked like Chewbacca!


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Posted: 22 Oct 09, 15:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That is fantastic!!!!!!

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Posted: 22 Oct 09, 17:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Zebonka12 wrote:

I like the top face, for a sec he looked like Chewbacca!

He does look like Chewy.








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Posted: 26 Oct 09, 22:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It's clever..........but for symmetry, I think Brian should be Frank, and Roger as the Wolfman.


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