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littlekillerham user not visiting Queenzone.com
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Posted: 18 Nov 09, 17:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If you think you might, ask yourself this question.

Have I had genital to genital, hand to genital, or mouth to genital contact in the last 30 days?

If yes, see your doctor.

HAHAHAHA just something I learned in health class.  We're learning how to keep our virginity.   Fun.


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Posted: 18 Nov 09, 17:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"We're learning how to keep our virginity."

I dont think you have anything to worry about...

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Posted: 18 Nov 09, 20:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

FINISH HIM!



mooghead wrote:

"We're learning how to keep our virginity."





I dont think you have anything to worry about...



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Posted: 19 Nov 09, 18:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

\O/

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Posted: 19 Nov 09, 22:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

No, I don't have an STD but you should consider getting your head checked.

XD this reminded me of South Park just now.....I saw the Simpsons Did It part! XD the boys think they killed Ms. Choksondik because the coroner found semen in her stomach! And they thought it was their sea-men they bought and put in her coffee that killed her!


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Posted: 20 Nov 09, 10:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yes. I got it from your mother.
Thanks dad!



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Posted: 24 Nov 09, 04:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Hand to genital contact" - what if the hand and the genital belong to the same person ?


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Posted: 11 Dec 09, 12:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

No one on here would truly admit if they have an STD.



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Posted: 11 Dec 09, 15:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Giggity, I have them all.

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Posted: 11 Dec 09, 15:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I have 120.

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quando.

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Posted: 11 Dec 09, 15:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

goo.

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gizzle

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Posted: 11 Dec 09, 15:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

flarn.

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Posted: 11 Dec 09, 15:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee.


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Posted: 12 Dec 09, 02:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i dont even understand how this can be a joking matter ..... on a QUEEN FORUM no less.

since the thread asks, in fact i do carry one but it's manageable and my life expectency is ... well, could be better, but i get a better deal than a lot of people even do.

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Posted: 12 Dec 09, 12:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote







Mr. Britt wrote:



No one on here would truly admit if they have an STD.


Don't worry Jake, we know you're clean. You can't even get any from sex dolls without them screaming rape.



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Posted: 12 Dec 09, 12:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I tend not to read or reply to such ludicrous threads but something about this one took my interest -

The 5 or so responses above using words like 'goo' etc.  All the same person right?  For the time and effort it took to create so many different accounts to write such vacuous statements, you could have been out there at least enjoying the preceding activity.


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Posted: 12 Dec 09, 13:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Angeline wrote:

 All the same person right? 


That's just a euphemism for Jake, here.






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Posted: 14 Dec 09, 06:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Angeline wrote:

For the time and effort it took to create so many different accounts to write such vacuous statements, you could have been out there at least enjoying the preceding activity.

Well, that's sort of the crux: no, the person in question couldn't.







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