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Posted: 28 Dec 09, 21:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Frank was excited about his new rifle, and decided to try bear hunting. He
spotted a small brown bear and shot it.

There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big
black bear. The black bear said, "That was my cousin, and you have got two
choices. Either I maul you to death, or we have sex."

After considering briefly, Frank decided to accede to the latter
alternative. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered
and vowed revenge for his humiliation.

He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.

There was another tap on his shoulder. This time, a huge grizzly bear stood
right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake, Frank. That
was my cousin and you have got two choices. Either I maul you to death, or
we have rough sex."

Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate. Although he survived, it
did take several months before Frank finally recovered. Outraged, he headed
back to the woods and he managed to track down the grizzly and shot it.

He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned
around to find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear said, "Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting,
do you?"



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Posted: 29 Dec 09, 08:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You pedophile.


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Posted: 31 Dec 09, 23:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Zebonka12 wrote:

You pedophile. 


I agree. Thats gross, and offensive to animals.







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Posted: 01 Jan 10, 00:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I still don't forgive you.


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Posted: 02 Jan 10, 17:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

What colour is a burp?


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Posted: 02 Jan 10, 22:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



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Posted: 02 Jan 10, 23:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You are a legend.


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Posted: 03 Jan 10, 01:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Thank you Zeb :-)