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Posted: 13 Jan 10, 16:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If you had to have sex with a lifesize sex doll resembling a Queen member, while betting on the outcome of a UFC fight between Quentin 'Rampage' Jackson and Forrest 'Forrest' Griffin, and attempting to solve a Rubik's Cube, which Queen song or songss would you want your neighbours to be playing to muffle the sound of your sexually deviant and possible criminal behaviour? Mine would be Seven Seas of Rhye, Hangman and Funny How Love Is. Excelsior!


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Posted: 13 Jan 10, 18:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I can understand your reasons for listening to 'Seven Seas of Rhye' or 'Funny How Love Is' in such a situation but I do feel that 'Hangman' is a song best suited to having sex with a root vegetable (or root vegetable substitute) while a South American dwarf removes your liver to sell on the black market.
I'm sure that if you listen to the tempo of the song in a little more detail, you'll agree.

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Posted: 13 Jan 10, 18:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

There's a ring of truth to that. I would suggest Hangman would also be suitable to distract attention away from a Gurkha declawing a kitten with a kukri, while being pestered for his train fare by an anthropomorphic owl.


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Posted: 13 Jan 10, 18:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I love this thread. I would choose 'Scandal'.
P.S - Where is said sex doll resembling a member of Queen? And can I have a Tuxedo AND Beardy Freddie, please? KTHX.

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Posted: 13 Jan 10, 23:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Posted: 14 Jan 10, 02:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Let me be the first to second sex while reading a Brian May book.

Oh God, we're having the same sexual fantasy.  Gross.

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Posted: 14 Jan 10, 15:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Posted: 14 Jan 10, 16:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sex with a "hangman" is rather difficult as well. Nowadays they have pills for that, but still....



I got to try al little more,

because I'm an asshole but I'm learning.



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Posted: 17 Jan 10, 10:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Posted: 17 Jan 10, 11:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

dont try suicide

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Posted: 17 Jan 10, 12:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Holly2003 wrote:



If you had to have sex...





I had no idea it was an option at this stage .....





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Posted: 17 Jan 10, 12:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

May I invite the WWE divas action figures to our wild party? Anyway and again it'd be 'Yeah'.


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Posted: 19 Jan 10, 11:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



BlazeGoldmine wrote:

"Check out my new book, it's really fantastic!" by Brian May


Brian is such a cunt!  Patrick Moore wrote that entire thing, Brian just sat by and ate Cheetos.







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Posted: 20 Jan 10, 10:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I agree.  All of it. I agree.


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Posted: 20 Jan 10, 11:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hmmmmmmm. Thing is, if the neigbours were playing Queen, I think I'd probably give up on the sex doll
and just listen to the music instead.

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Posted: 21 Jan 10, 20:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I would have thought that Body Language was the most obvious.

But then Get Down Make Love comes into that catagory too.

My Melancholy Blues would be the fag(cigarette) after the shag


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Posted: 21 Jan 10, 20:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Bo Rhap wrote:

I would have thought that Body Language was the most obvious.

But then Get Down Make Love comes into that catagory too.

My Melancholy Blues would be the fag(cigarette) after the shag 



I say for the fag after sex I'd pick "Play The Game"

And for the fag I'm having sex with, "Bicycke Race"


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Posted: 22 Jan 10, 02:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If I'd be willing to go to bed with Milla Jovovich, does that mean I'd automatically be wiling to go to bed with David Gilmour?


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Posted: 22 Jan 10, 04:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Zebonka12 wrote:

If I'd be willing to go to bed with Milla Jovovich, does that mean I'd automatically be wiling to go to bed with David Gilmour?

Possibly

Question is.Do you want to?








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Posted: 22 Jan 10, 08:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm trying to work that out.


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