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Posted: 30 Jan 10, 12:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY 

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden,  God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' inquired God. 

'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. 

It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes.. They're a real pain.' 

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced'. 

'That's a fair point,' replied God, 'But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.' 

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes   

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden. 

' Well, Eve, how is my favourite creation?' 

'Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.' 

God thought for a moment and said, 'You know, Eve, you are right.. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see......where did I put that useless Tit?' 

Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib?


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Posted: 30 Jan 10, 12:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

haha, i prefer the rib story!



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Posted: 30 Jan 10, 13:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The moral of the story: God doesn't know what the hell he's doing.

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Posted: 01 Feb 10, 20:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Obviously, this was meant as a joke for women, and for men with a sense of humour.......... :)


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But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."
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Posted: 01 Feb 10, 23:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hahaha. The "rib thing". ; )))) Well, this version is cool...but it's still weird to think that I could eventually be kissing my third breast. lol


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Posted: 02 Feb 10, 00:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote







Mr Mercury wrote:



Obviously, this was meant as a joke for women, and for men with a sense of humour.......... :)


And for people like BlazeGoldmine who say it like it is.

Great joke though.



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Posted: 02 Feb 10, 13:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

hahaha, v good  :D

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Posted: 02 Feb 10, 13:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I've got a good one.

Oh wait I already posted it tonight..  shit nevermind.


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Posted: 05 Feb 10, 16:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That can't be...
why do you think Eve has such a smile on her face as she walked down the isle to marry Adam?
Because she knew she'd given her last blow-job!



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