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Posted: 02 Feb 10, 18:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Helen argued with her husband, Jack, every year because she felt he never got her the Birthday present she deserved.  This year, she let Jack know very strongly...

"Tomorrow, I want to see something in the driveway that goes from zero to two hundred forty in a matter of minutes!!"

She then went to bed.

The next morning, Helen woke up and looked out her bedroom window, to her surprise she saw a package on the driveway.  She put on her robe, ran downstairs, went outside and saw her name on the package...  

She opened it...    Jack had bought her a scale!

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Posted: 02 Feb 10, 18:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

poor Helen, hahahaha



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Posted: 02 Feb 10, 20:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Micrówave wrote:

Helen argued with her husband, Jack, every year because she felt he never got her the Birthday present she deserved.  This year, she let Jack know very strongly...

"Tomorrow, I want to see something in the driveway that goes from zero to two hundred forty in a matter of minutes!!"

She then went to bed.

The next morning, Helen woke up and looked out her bedroom window, to her surprise she saw a package on the driveway.  She put on her robe, ran downstairs, went outside and saw her name on the package...  

She opened it...    Jack had bought her a scale!


Haha. Well, she could still argue that she wanted something that went from zero to 240 in a matter of minutes, and not in absolutely no time. That'd imply acceleration and, therefore, a car. 

Helen can still be saved! 







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Posted: 04 Feb 10, 12:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

ha! i like it :D



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