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Posted: 04 Feb 10, 05:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life.

1. It's important to have a women who helps at home,
  cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and
   who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and
   who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not
   know each other.

Sincerely

Tiger Woods


"Normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."
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Posted: 04 Feb 10, 06:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

ROFL!! Thats really good. xD



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Posted: 04 Feb 10, 08:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


Sixth rule - maintain one handphone contact per woman.  In this case, the man would need four handphones.


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Posted: 04 Feb 10, 09:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

or we can just ignore the rules and go to the pub instead ;-D
*puts on coat and heads to the pub*


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 04 Feb 10, 10:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sound advice for anyone with a harem!


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Posted: 04 Feb 10, 15:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:

or we can just ignore the rules and go to the pub instead ;-D
*puts on coat and heads to the pub*









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Posted: 05 Feb 10, 00:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jesus all men are cunts.