Five rules for men to follow for a happy life.
1. It's important to have a women who helps at home,
cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and
who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and
who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not
know each other.
"Normally i can't dance to save my life.
But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."