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Posted: 23 Feb 10, 19:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Haiku

Best part of Haiku
It doesn't have to make sense
Refridgerator



For Women In Love

For women in love
who don't want a baby
use a condom,
or birth control, maybe?


Sonic

Sonic the Hedgehog is fastest of all
He runs too fast.  He'll trip and fall
He trips, falls, and stumbles on ground
He broke his neck.  I guess I'll go play Mario now.




to be continued....

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Posted: 23 Feb 10, 23:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Best part of Haiku
It doesn't have to make sense
Refridgerator


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Posted: 25 Feb 10, 08:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Did Fred shave his balls?
Questions like this, ev'ry day
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"On the first day Pim & Niek created a heavenly occupation. Pim & Niek blessed it and named it 'Loosch'."



(Genesis 1:1)
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Posted: 25 Feb 10, 08:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Freddie Mercury
A men-loving vocalist
Dee dee dee deeedop!




"On the first day Pim & Niek created a heavenly occupation. Pim & Niek blessed it and named it 'Loosch'."



(Genesis 1:1)
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Posted: 25 Feb 10, 08:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Man in the shadows
Waiting for his cheque to come
Hiding in public



"On the first day Pim & Niek created a heavenly occupation. Pim & Niek blessed it and named it 'Loosch'."



(Genesis 1:1)
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Posted: 25 Feb 10, 15:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Best limerick ever...






A man who was asked out to dinner
Came back looking hungry and thinner
He said 'don't be baffled'
The dinner was raffled
And somebody else was the winner



(Spike Milligan)