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Posted: 29 Jun 10, 19:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

And we might not give her back.  What does she like to eat?  Does she like butter tarts?

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Posted: 30 Jun 10, 01:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

you can keep her,she's old and costing us a fortune!
has Phillip insulted any tribal women yet?


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Posted: 30 Jun 10, 05:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yeah keep her. And Phil. Its only a matter of time before he insults someone.........


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Posted: 30 Jun 10, 06:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Don't forget to curtsy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otwfHs5vJZs


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Posted: 30 Jun 10, 09:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

We're ok with her on our money and stuff where she can't make any sudden moves, but we're not sure about this walking around the place for nine days routine.

Phil drunk dialed Quebec from Nova Scotia and offered to drop over if they'd be interested in formally surrendering again. Ouch.

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Posted: 01 Jul 10, 22:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

So the day 4 update is that the Queen came to our Canada Day party, and didn't have any fun.  Plus, she showed up without a birthday present!  Who does that?  Curtsy practice is O.V.E.R.

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Posted: 02 Jul 10, 02:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

^she was probably pissed off at having to dress like a flag :-p


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Posted: 02 Jul 10, 17:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It was probably less having to dress like a flag and more the two Mounties that kept flipping her sideways because people just weren't *getting* the flag thing. :P

Seriously though, I really think we did something wrong.  That shot wasn't just a lucky snap, she literally looked like that on every camera pan for the entire two hours.   Unless it was some kind of protocol face.  But I really don't think so.  Whatever it was, we're very sorry!

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Posted: 02 Jul 10, 17:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Careful, she's a mean drunk. More than one Corgi has felt her wrath after a night on the Advocaat.


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Posted: 03 Jul 10, 22:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The Queen will be attending the Queen's Plate horse race tomorrow at Woodbine in Toronto.  Here's hoping we don't have a repeat of '97 where she kept trying to make outlandish wagers at the betting window, insisting much too loud that "England is good for it!".  A little twitchy and stuff, upper lip sweat.  She scared some people.

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Posted: 05 Jul 10, 14:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

OK!  Apparently the Queen is still pumped from the horse fest yesterday, and there's some kind of official request in the pipe that before she leaves she might have the opportunity to 'smack a seal'.  Her words, not mine. Seems a little wrong, but she is our guest.

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Posted: 05 Jul 10, 14:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The reason why the Queen didnt have a present for Canada day is that apparently she is suffering due to cut backs.

And guess what? You Canadians are paying for her tour.....


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Posted: 05 Jul 10, 15:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

did anyone else see her in her diamond encrusted 3D glasses at the film studio today? :-p


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Posted: 05 Jul 10, 17:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr Mercury wrote: The reason why the Queen didnt have a present for Canada day is that apparently she is suffering due to cut backs.

And guess what? You Canadians are paying for her tour.....

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No excuse! She has lots of hats.  It's throw up hot here, and Canada could use a hat.

Some actual trivia: Canada pays more anually per capita to support the monarchy structure in this country than Britain does at home.  $1.53 (or something) compared to $1.32 (or something).  I'm a bit imprecise because I read that article last year some time.

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Posted: 05 Jul 10, 17:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: did anyone else see her in her diamond encrusted 3D glasses at the film studio today? :-p
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Besides the film studio, she toured RIM (Research in Motion) and got a specially designed custom BlackBerry!

"Dearest Charles: I'm having a lovely time.  Met the Premier of Ontario today and he reminded me of you.  Mostly because he'll never be King either.  Bwaahahaha, Mummy PS Text me back"

And then she went back to Toronto and all the lights went out. Honestly, I think we've accidentally annoyed her somehow every day without exception.

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Posted: 06 Jul 10, 11:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

GratefulFan wrote: Mr Mercury wrote: The reason why the Queen didnt have a present for Canada day is that apparently she is suffering due to cut backs.

And guess what? You Canadians are paying for her tour.....

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No excuse! She has lots of hats.  It's throw up hot here, and Canada could use a hat.

Some actual trivia: Canada pays more anually per capita to support the monarchy structure in this country than Britain does at home.  $1.53 (or something) compared to $1.32 (or something).  I'm a bit imprecise because I read that article last year some time.
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It's still a *little* cheaper than that, fortunately. The official cost of the British monarchy is around 40 million pounds, which is about 60p. a head, I think. They released some figures earlier this week.


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Posted: 06 Jul 10, 13:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

No point asking us Brits if she like butter tarts because us Brits have no idea what the hell a butter tart is!

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Posted: 06 Jul 10, 13:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr Mercury wrote: The reason why the Queen didnt have a present for Canada day is that apparently she is suffering due to cut backs.

And guess what? You Canadians are paying for her tour.....

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dont gloat too loudly,you seen how much the pope is costing us in september? :-p
£10m+


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Posted: 06 Jul 10, 13:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Prize for the first non-Canadian that posts the video for the song (intro) from which the butter tarts question was inspired, without using Google.  :)

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Posted: 07 Jul 10, 05:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Actually Joxer, its more like £12 million the pope is costing us.........


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