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Posted: 05 Jul 10, 11:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You know that old saying that performers sometime say to one another before going on stage - "break a leg" - well it seems that Edward took it to heart and actually did break his leg...... Still you have to give him kudo's for going on stage with John and delivering their usual level of England World Cup Squad / TM shite at T4's On The Beach show live yesterday.......

Queen and Blink 182 fans look away now....



http://new.uk.music.yahoo.com/blogs/behind_the_music/12356/jedward-tv-drama/


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But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."
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Posted: 05 Jul 10, 13:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

next time they should say "break a neck"
aparantly,according to either Sky News or BBC [forgot which] Louis Walsh has said its just 'ligament damage' but worse still is the fact that they've managed to get a reality tv show on ITV, "jedward:home alone" :-[


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Posted: 05 Jul 10, 13:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

ps,you forgot to warn Ray Parker Jnr fans to look away too :-p
"i aint afraid of no goats"


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its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

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Posted: 05 Jul 10, 14:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Joking aside, it's culturally insane that anybody knows these people's names.  Apocalyptically culturally insane. At some point we're going to need to wake up and stop filling the collective with garbage and nonsense.

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Posted: 05 Jul 10, 14:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

@ Joxer.... no I didnt forget about Ray Parkers song - I just dont like it..... Jedward couldnt have made that song worse imo :P


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But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."
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Posted: 05 Jul 10, 16:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

YES!!!!!!

Freddie Mercury strikes back.

I love it.


I never forget a face,

but in your case i'll be glad to

make an exception-Groucho Marx
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Posted: 07 Jul 10, 08:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Shit.

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Posted: 07 Jul 10, 09:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

and they got money with that! spectacular!


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Posted: 07 Jul 10, 10:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

They should be sent to Afghanistan and made to perform for the Taleban.


"With a population of 1.75 million, Northern Ireland should really be a footballing minnow. Instead, they could be better described as the piranhas of the international game" (FIFA.com)
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Posted: 07 Jul 10, 10:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Apparently, docs have said he might never dance again....

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/showbiz/music-news/2010/07/07/doctors-warn-x-factor-twin-edward-grimes-he-may-never-dance-again-after-t4-knee-injury-86908-22387726/

Im shocked to be honest........ I never knew he could dance in the first place......

Couldnt he just have snapped his vocal chords instead?


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Posted: 07 Jul 10, 13:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

^you pay me enough and i'll do it for him ;-p
*sharpens razorblade*


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 07 Jul 10, 15:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: ^you pay me enough and i'll do it for him ;-p
*sharpens razorblade*

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How much?


I never forget a face,

but in your case i'll be glad to

make an exception-Groucho Marx
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Posted: 07 Jul 10, 15:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bo Rhap wrote: JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: ^you pay me enough and i'll do it for him ;-p
*sharpens razorblade*

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How much?
reply:

£20 and a pasty [not ginsters]


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 07 Jul 10, 18:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Holly2003 wrote: They should be sent to Afghanistan and made to perform for the Taleban.

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Made up like Mohammed, but with clown noses.

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Posted: 09 Jul 10, 12:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

GratefulFan wrote: Holly2003 wrote: They should be sent to Afghanistan and made to perform for the Taleban.

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Made up like Mohammed, but with clown noses.
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and with Swedish cartoons of Mohammed taped to their backs.


"With a population of 1.75 million, Northern Ireland should really be a footballing minnow. Instead, they could be better described as the piranhas of the international game" (FIFA.com)
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Posted: 09 Jul 10, 15:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

They should be sent to Afghanistan and made to perform for the Taleban.

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Made up like Mohammed, but with clown noses.
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and with Swedish cartoons of Mohammed taped to their backs.
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The backs of 'I Heart NATO' shirts in fact.