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Posted: 04 Nov 10, 16:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. 

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". 

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f".. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. 

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. 

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. 

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. 

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". 

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. 

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. 

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.


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Posted: 04 Nov 10, 17:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

if this is front page of the Daily Mail tomorrow then i know you iz not pulin my legz wit dis..
after agreeing to join the British army with the French in an "uber-army" this week & the social cleansing of London i wouldnt put anything pass Adolf Cameron at the moment.


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Posted: 04 Nov 10, 18:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Adolf Cameron xD so well put =D

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Posted: 05 Nov 10, 01:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sertanly yu notis zat zis is alredi ze main laguag in Urop.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icOO7Ut1P4Y


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Posted: 05 Nov 10, 04:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

the one who does my head in is the little bald bloke who works for UEFA and hosts the draws for the Champions League & Europa League.Every time he opens his gob i want to slap him on his bald bonce with a wet mackerel


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Posted: 05 Nov 10, 06:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Why waste a mackerel?


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Posted: 05 Nov 10, 10:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

^mainly coz they cost pennies down here in Pastyland,I wouldnt hit him with a Monkfish though thats for sure...


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Posted: 08 Nov 10, 12:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Barb's joke is starting to come true......

Libraries in Glasgow are asking for people with "An excellent command of German and English" now....

http://www.s1jobs.com/job/386913587.html


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