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Posted: 10 May 11, 13:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

its that time of the year again folks
time to dust off your ABBA flares and your Brotherhood of Man dance routines and embrace the nonsense that is Eurovision..

so come on then,stick your necks out and predict a winner,France is the fave for some reason beyond my comprehension but whats your choice?

the first semi final is less than a hour away..


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Posted: 10 May 11, 15:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Norway is my favourite, then again last year I thought Serbia's "Ovo je balkan" was a sure winner...


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Posted: 10 May 11, 16:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

In this order:

1. Slovakia
2. Sweden
3. Czech Republic

I have no idea what their songs are like, or if they even have songs, but they have some of my favourite hockey players in the NHL.  Go Slovakia!

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Posted: 10 May 11, 16:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

pma wrote: Norway is my favourite, then again last year I thought Serbia's "Ovo je balkan" was a sure winner...

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you gave her the kiss of death.. :-p

im gonna have a risky £5 on switzerland after tonights show


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Posted: 11 May 11, 02:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: pma wrote: Norway is my favourite, then again last year I thought Serbia's "Ovo je balkan" was a sure winner...

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you gave her the kiss of death.. :-p

im gonna have a risky £5 on switzerland after tonights show 

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Yeah, I sure did. I am astonished that Norway did not qualify for the final. Even more astonished that our very own "Parasite Oscar" got into the final.


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Posted: 11 May 11, 05:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If the Netherlands win, I'm going to buy a left-over nuke from a Russian army surplus store and flatten my country.


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Posted: 11 May 11, 06:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Once you're done flattening the Netherlands, maybe you could look at putting together some kind of big mountain in Tibet or work on getting the Sahara dried out.

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Posted: 11 May 11, 07:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

pma wrote: JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: pma wrote: Norway is my favourite, then again last year I thought Serbia's "Ovo je balkan" was a sure winner...

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you gave her the kiss of death.. :-p

im gonna have a risky £5 on switzerland after tonights show 

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Yeah, I sure did. I am astonished that Norway did not qualify for the final. Even more astonished that our very own "Parasite Oscar" got into the final.
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which country was Parasite Oscar again? by the time it got to Finland i was starting to lose the will to live..was it me or was he that smug at the end of the song that you wanted to smack him with a dried herring?

the fact that Norway and Turkey both failed to qualify were big shocks but the biggest shock was Georgia making it to the final on Saturday with the a song that made Lordi sound like Westlife.. :-p


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Posted: 11 May 11, 13:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

GratefulFan wrote: Once you're done flattening the Netherlands, maybe you could look at putting together some kind of big mountain in Tibet or work on getting the Sahara dried out.
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"I'm going to craterize my country" sounded a little prosaic.


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Posted: 12 May 11, 01:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

today is the day we have all been dreading..its Jedward Day *whistles theme to The Terminator*


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Posted: 12 May 11, 17:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

best ever euro song was.
teachin,ding a ding a dong

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Posted: 13 May 11, 02:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

sooooooooooo Jedward are through to the final and Dublin Airport [formerly Dana International] isnt..

gonna be a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnng Saturday night :-p


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Posted: 13 May 11, 10:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I want the Lithuanian pair..... sorry singer to win....

.... only joking :)


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Posted: 13 May 11, 10:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

All I know about eurovision is that if The Beatles came back from the dead, reformed, and were chosen as the British entry, the UK would still come last. It's time to flood the Channel Tunnel and isolate Europe from the British mainland again.


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Posted: 14 May 11, 11:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

well here goes nothing,may the best Country win..as long as its not Moldova and the gnomes... :-p


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Posted: 16 May 11, 04:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

ThomasQuinn wrote: If the Netherlands win, I'm going to buy a left-over nuke from a Russian army surplus store and flatten my country.
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To soothe your pain a bit, The Netherlands ended up last of all participating countries. Quite an achievement, I'd say.


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Posted: 16 May 11, 11:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

^they didnt even qualify with their Bryan Ferry wannabe :-p

so,hands up who thought Azherbejhan would win? nope,me neither


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Posted: 16 May 11, 15:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Rick wrote: ThomasQuinn wrote: If the Netherlands win, I'm going to buy a left-over nuke from a Russian army surplus store and flatten my country.
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To soothe your pain a bit, The Netherlands ended up last of all participating countries. Quite an achievement, I'd say.
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That's good to hear. I didn't think they'd be able to do it, but those village idiots have actually impressed me. I didn't think they could do *anything* I'd like, but I was clearly wrong.


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Posted: 29 May 11, 08:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I never thought Azherbejhan would win. This year was the biggest fail of Eurovision.


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Posted: 29 May 11, 13:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=iv&v=MaBxvZCjxBw&annotation_id=annotation_871730

Moldova was pretty funny and the song kind of grew on me.


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