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Posted: 14 Jul 11, 12:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Posted: 15 Jul 11, 08:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The Dave Gilmour aside (thanks, btw), I think you need an indefinite article to go with that: "I am *a* god". You see, there are others: Zeus, Ahura Mazda, Eric Clapton, me, and this jealous deity called JHVH who insists He's the only one, and is not Jupiter regardless of His name (JHVH is also the Hebrew transcription of the Latin Iove).


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Posted: 15 Jul 11, 09:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

hello god... let me be the first to say that I think you're an asshole.


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Posted: 15 Jul 11, 09:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

What's your favorite god, Caspar?

I guess I always had a thing for Pan.. He was such a cool god, he liked music, and he was part goat. And it's just not fair that the christians stole him and turned him into a bad guy.

It's the same thing they did with Antonio Salieri, who was a great composer, and didn't kill Mozart.


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Posted: 15 Jul 11, 10:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I liked Alanis Morissette in Dogma.


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Posted: 15 Jul 11, 10:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i'm a dyslexic agnostic....i refuse to believe in the existence of dog


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Posted: 15 Jul 11, 10:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

brENsKi wrote: i'm a dyslexic agnostic....i refuse to believe in the existence of dog =============================================================================================

I am a dyslexic, insomniac agnostic - I lie awake all night wondering if there IS a dog


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we can save earth now with gig . 

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Posted: 15 Jul 11, 11:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Thistleboy 1980 wrote:

I am a dyslexic, insomniac agnostic - I lie awake all night wondering if there IS a dog
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Yeah? I am a dyslexic, insomniac, obsessive compulsive agnostic - I lie awake all night repeatedly tapping out the dog question in Morse Code.

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Posted: 15 Jul 11, 11:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Posted: 15 Jul 11, 11:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

GratefulFan wrote: Thistleboy 1980 wrote:

I am a dyslexic, insomniac agnostic - I lie awake all night wondering if there IS a dog
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Yeah? I am a dyslexic, insomniac, obsessive compulsive agnostic - I lie awake all night repeatedly tapping out the dog question in Morse Code. =============================================================================================

It's a wonder you're not a dyslexic, insomnica, obsessive-compulsive agnostic with repeititive strain injury :)

Must drive the neighbours crazy!


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Posted: 15 Jul 11, 12:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis


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Posted: 15 Jul 11, 13:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

FriedChicken wrote: hello god... let me be the first to say that I think you're an asshole.

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DAMN IT FRIEDCHICKEN I WANTED TO BE THE FIRST!

now THATS a sentance i never thought id say lol

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Posted: 15 Jul 11, 13:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Thistleboy 1980 wrote: brENsKi wrote: i'm a dyslexic agnostic....i refuse to believe in the existence of dog =============================================================================================

I am a dyslexic, insomniac agnostic - I lie awake all night wondering if there IS a dog

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oh believe me there is a dog and he is sat outside my window growling at me because im eating food

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Posted: 15 Jul 11, 13:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lifetimefanofqueen wrote: Thistleboy 1980 wrote: brENsKi wrote: i'm a dyslexic agnostic....i refuse to believe in the existence of dog =============================================================================================

I am a dyslexic, insomniac agnostic - I lie awake all night wondering if there IS a dog

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oh believe me there is a dog and he is sat outside my window growling at me because im eating food

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see that's why i don't believe in DOG....you say he's outside your window...but i was told he's supposed to be omnipresent


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Posted: 15 Jul 11, 15:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

FriedChicken wrote: hello god... let me be the first to say that I think you're an asshole.

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Be sure, he can get upset and then you'll be punished.


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Posted: 15 Jul 11, 16:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lostman wrote: FriedChicken wrote: hello god... let me be the first to say that I think you're an asshole.

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Be sure, he can get upset and then you'll be punished.

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well if you are going to make a fun thread serious...here goes......No "he" won't...cos he doesn't exist...he's a figment of the imagination of organised "churches" who want to keep the working man down at heel, by instilling fear and damnation as the ultimate threat....

it's all a myth to make people feel guilty and part with their money...buying shares in the afterlife


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Posted: 15 Jul 11, 19:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

brENsKi wrote: Lostman wrote: FriedChicken wrote: hello god... let me be the first to say that I think you're an asshole.

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Be sure, he can get upset and then you'll be punished.

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well if you are going to make a fun thread serious...

*i think he was actually joking...

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Posted: 15 Jul 11, 23:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

now thats a west side

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Posted: 16 Jul 11, 06:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

FriedChicken wrote: What's your favorite god, Caspar?

I guess I always had a thing for Pan.. He was such a cool god, he liked music, and he was part goat. And it's just not fair that the christians stole him and turned him into a bad guy.

It's the same thing they did with Antonio Salieri, who was a great composer, and didn't kill Mozart.
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Hmmm, now there's an interesting question... Morpheus, the Greek bringer of dreams (and opium) seems quite nice. The Egyptian god of writing and magic Thoth is a little scary, but also very interesting, especially considering the gifts of knowledge he was said to bestow on his followers. Also, I can't help but like Loki. Sure, he's a trickster, but he's usually available to fix the mess he's made, too. When you take that into account, you can't hold some little thing like bringing about the Ragnarok against him...

Pan and Dionysus/Bacchus are, for obvious reasons, great fun, too, just be careful around his female followers, the mynades. They're known for occasionally ripping men to bits with their bare hands.

And, of course, there is Ganesha (the Hindu-god  with the head of an elephant), who is the god of both wisdom and knowledge AND of happiness. That's a good combination, I'd say.

But in the end, Sir GH is correct: Alanis Morissette as the one and only god.


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