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Posted: 12 Sep 11, 23:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

There are a few people who troll this forum on various topics, like:

- Queen's next DVD releases, but only with google translator
- Mary Austin is a cunt and Jim Hutton is a saint because he wrote a tell-all book to "set the record straight"
- promoting your band who is second only to Queen and better than both The Beatles and Mozart .. and only you realize it .. imagine that !
- Brian May is an egomaniac (although we haven't seen much of this one lately)

We clearly need some more diversity on this front.  This is an open call for the following trolls:

- Queen's next DVD releases, but without google translator
- Freddie Mercury was straight
- I have the Roger Taylor sex tape
- Queen didn't actually play live; they played to a click track

And of course, we are open to more suggestions, so please do not hesitate to troll on your own original idea.  Childish name-calling is especially welcome.

Queenzone wouldn't be Queenzone without letting the trolls run the place, so let's bring the class level up a notch and let the joyous mayhem ensue!


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Posted: 12 Sep 11, 23:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Freddie Mercury was straight, he just preferred men.


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Posted: 12 Sep 11, 23:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

....  slow news days


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Posted: 12 Sep 11, 23:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I do have the Roger Taylor sextape, though :S

If you're wondering what tempo he was keeping, it was a little slower than Breakthru but a bit faster than Don't Stop Me Now.


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Posted: 13 Sep 11, 00:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Enough of the sneak peeks.  Just share it, you cheeky hoarding bastard :D


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Posted: 13 Sep 11, 00:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sir GH wrote: Enough of the sneak peeks.  Just share it, you cheeky hoarding bastard :D
"You cheeky horny bastard" is more like it :D


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Posted: 13 Sep 11, 01:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Enough of the sneak peeks.  Just share it, you cheeky hoarding bastard :D"

(Password'd RAR appears in the Announce forum, along with a topic insisting that it really is genuine).


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Posted: 13 Sep 11, 05:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well I was going to share my HD Blu Ray of Urk 1983 but you've hurt my feelings so you can all F**k off you bastards..

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Posted: 13 Sep 11, 10:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Queen's next DVD release?  That's easy.  It's the Roger Sex tape WITH a click track.

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Posted: 13 Sep 11, 10:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That's the spirit, Microwave.


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Posted: 13 Sep 11, 11:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bob, I have actually got a friend who works at QPL, and he has told me (in private, obviously, so keep this hush) that next year, 2012, marks the 25th anniversary of the Roger Sex Tape.  It will be released worldwide as 2DVD + 2CD super-deluxe boxset next summer, including:

DVD1: The Sex Tape, remastered.  The original was shot on VHS, but has been de-interlaced and re-formatted to NTSC , so we can all see it in black and white.  That way, it keeps the authenticity that it's a night time event.

DVD2: The Friday night performance, complete.  It is rumoured that Roger hits a C6 in this.  Bonus photo gallery of various Roger cum faces.

CD1 : Rare demos and out-takes, featuring "Harder"; "Faster"; "Yeah!!!"; "Take it, bitch!"; "Oh! God!" and "Bedsprings".  Out-takes of Freddie shouting "Shoot!  Shoot!  Shoot!". from the Hot Space (AKA Hot Sex) sessions included.

CD2: The Thursday night solo rehearsal.

If that wasn't exciting enough, it's all cumming out again in November - this time in a bed-shaped "roadie" box, and featuring bonus extras like:

* a replica of the used condom
* an actual, used, cutting of the bed-sheets, complete with sweat stains.  Numbered, with COA,
* a 12" inflatable dildo featuring Roger face, complete with attachable mop of blonde-hair for those who like to be
   tickled pink
* four 3D artcards
* replica kama-sutra.

And for fans of TV dance shows, it has been announced that Roger has kept a vial of sticky white goo from that night which he has trained to "do the fandango".  It will be participating on "strictly cum dancing" next autumn.


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Posted: 13 Sep 11, 11:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Thistleboy 1980 wrote: Bob, I have actually got a friend who works at QPL, and he has told me (in private, obviously, so keep this hush) that next year, 2012, marks the 25th anniversary of the Roger Sex Tape.  It will be released worldwide as 2DVD + 2CD super-deluxe boxset next summer, including:

DVD1: The Sex Tape, remastered.  The original was shot on VHS, but has been de-interlaced and re-formatted to NTSC , so we can all see it in black and white.  That way, it keeps the authenticity that it's a night time event.

DVD2: The Friday night performance, complete.  It is rumoured that Roger hits a C6 in this.  Bonus photo gallery of various Roger cum faces.

CD1 : Rare demos and out-takes, featuring "Harder"; "Faster"; "Yeah!!!"; "Take it, bitch!"; "Oh! God!" and "Bedsprings".  Out-takes of Freddie shouting "Shoot!  Shoot!  Shoot!". from the Hot Space (AKA Hot Sex) sessions included.

CD2: The Thursday night solo rehearsal.

If that wasn't exciting enough, it's all cumming out again in November - this time in a bed-shaped "roadie" box, and featuring bonus extras like:

* a replica of the used condom
* an actual, used, cutting of the bed-sheets, complete with sweat stains.  Numbered, with COA,
* a 12" inflatable dildo featuring Roger face, complete with attachable mop of blonde-hair for those who like to be
   tickled pink
* four 3D artcards
* replica kama-sutra.

And for fans of TV dance shows, it has been announced that Roger has kept a vial of sticky white goo from that night which he has trained to "do the fandango".  It will be participating on "strictly cum dancing" next autumn.

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haha LMFAO!

You forgot the demo of 'Life is Real' where Freddie shout C#m stains on my pillow.


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Posted: 13 Sep 11, 12:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Don't forget my check.

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Posted: 13 Sep 11, 12:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sweet, Deacy is here now.  Keep 'em coming !


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Posted: 13 Sep 11, 13:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


Zebonka12 wrote:
I do have the Roger Taylor sextape, though :S

If you're wondering what tempo he was keeping, it was a little slower than Breakthru but a bit faster than Don't Stop Me Now.


Can you confirm if its true that when Roger oragsms he screams like the intro of Lap of the Gods?

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Posted: 13 Sep 11, 16:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I do have private footages of Roger getting laid.


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Posted: 13 Sep 11, 16:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

How's the quality? :)


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Posted: 13 Sep 11, 16:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Gregsynth wrote: How's the quality? :)
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Almost excellent!


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Posted: 13 Sep 11, 16:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Nice! I want to know if it's the full version!


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Posted: 13 Sep 11, 17:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Thistleboy 1980 wrote: Bob, I have actually got a friend who works at QPL, and he has told me (in private, obviously, so keep this hush) that next year, 2012, marks the 25th anniversary of the Roger Sex Tape.  It will be released worldwide as 2DVD + 2CD super-deluxe boxset next summer, including:

DVD1: The Sex Tape, remastered.  The original was shot on VHS, but has been de-interlaced and re-formatted to NTSC , so we can all see it in black and white.  That way, it keeps the authenticity that it's a night time event.

DVD2: The Friday night performance, complete.  It is rumoured that Roger hits a C6 in this.  Bonus photo gallery of various Roger cum faces.

CD1 : Rare demos and out-takes, featuring "Harder"; "Faster"; "Yeah!!!"; "Take it, bitch!"; "Oh! God!" and "Bedsprings".  Out-takes of Freddie shouting "Shoot!  Shoot!  Shoot!". from the Hot Space (AKA Hot Sex) sessions included.

CD2: The Thursday night solo rehearsal.

If that wasn't exciting enough, it's all cumming out again in November - this time in a bed-shaped "roadie" box, and featuring bonus extras like:

* a replica of the used condom
* an actual, used, cutting of the bed-sheets, complete with sweat stains.  Numbered, with COA,
* a 12" inflatable dildo featuring Roger face, complete with attachable mop of blonde-hair for those who like to be
   tickled pink
* four 3D artcards
* replica kama-sutra.

And for fans of TV dance shows, it has been announced that Roger has kept a vial of sticky white goo from that night which he has trained to "do the fandango".  It will be participating on "strictly cum dancing" next autumn.

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25 years already?? wow.... it seemed like yesterday! Wankers!!

Question:.... have the rumors (pardon me *rumours) been confirmed regarding the Korean Import special Edition, featuring a Green Faux Blonde Gone Wrong Wig and Vibrating Drumstick?

I'd only seen one post on a merchant site, but i don't read Korean, and unfortunately the one Korean Girl i know happens to be a real bitch. (so no luck getting her to translate)

... i wonder why they decided to include TWO additional *CD'S*.... perhaps we'll hear some rare phone excerpts.
????

anyone with information, please help.


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