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Posted: 23 Sep 11, 11:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Has NASA told us where it's going to fall yet? I was planning to go into the garden this evening to throw stones at badgers but I won;t bother if I;m going to be decapitated by a piece of space junk.

ps I also understand it;s falling faster than the speed of light and therefore might hit me yesterday, although I may have mixed that story up with anotehr news item. Actually, if that was the case, it would already have happened and I would know if it hit me. Unless it caused amnesia. Although if it did, I don;t think there's any after effects...

Hi everyone! Has NASA told us where it's going to fall yet? I was planning to go into the garden this evening to throw stones at badgers but I won;t bother if I;m going to be decapitated by a piece of space junk.

ps I also understand it;s falling faster than the speed of light and therefore might hit me yesterday, although I may have mixed that story up with anotehr news item. Actually, if that was the case, it would already have happened and I would know if it hit me. Unless it caused amnesia. Although if it did, I don;t think there's any after effects...

Hello Queenzone! Has NASA told us where it's going to fall yet? I was planning to go into the garden this evening to throw stones at badgers but I won;t bother if I;m going to be decapitated by a piece of space junk.

ps I also understand it;s falling faster than the speed of light and therefore might hit me yesterday, although I may have mixed that story up with anotehr news item. Actually, if that was the case, it would already have happened and I would know if it hit me. Unless it caused amnesia. Although if it did, I don;t think there's any after effects...


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Posted: 23 Sep 11, 12:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i think you're safe....instant death - either yesterday, the day before or today would've prevented your ttyping those messages
and to add to your safety.....it just landed in my back graden...which explains the sudden incredible improvement in our SkyTV picture....before it landed we had Sky+...now it's so near we have SkyMinus...we can actually see into the future...live footie is amazing
gonna get a bet on that late winner for bolton at the emirates tomorrow...no-one anywhere (cept me) will have seen that bizarre arsenal own goal in the 7th minute of injury time


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Posted: 23 Sep 11, 16:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Holly2003 wrote: A bunch of stuff that made me laugh a lot!

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Posted: 24 Sep 11, 02:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Imagine you die because a piece of trash falls on your house - how very post modern :-) No way we could blame that on Brian May...


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Posted: 24 Sep 11, 03:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

YourValentine wrote: Imagine you die because a piece of trash falls on your house - how very post modern :-) No way we could blame that on Brian May...

i bet we could.. :-D


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 24 Sep 11, 03:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i'm here at Joxer Towers with my colander on my head waiting for the "big bang" for i am sure that a kitchen utensil on my head brought for £1.99 from Rosudgeon boot sale is ample enough protection for a £1bn satelite hurtling to Earth faster than Fatty eats his breakfasts..
as long as it doesn't land in Wonky Corner for i only planted my daffodil bulbs in it yesterday..


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 26 Sep 11, 19:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Holly2003 wrote: Has NASA told us where it's going to fall yet? I was planning to go into the garden this evening to throw stones at badgers but I won;t bother if I;m going to be decapitated by a piece of space junk.

ps I also understand it;s falling faster than the speed of light and therefore might hit me yesterday, although I may have mixed that story up with anotehr news item. Actually, if that was the case, it would already have happened and I would know if it hit me. Unless it caused amnesia. Although if it did, I don;t think there's any after effects...

Hi everyone! Has NASA told us where it's going to fall yet? I was planning to go into the garden this evening to throw stones at badgers but I won;t bother if I;m going to be decapitated by a piece of space junk.

ps I also understand it;s falling faster than the speed of light and therefore might hit me yesterday, although I may have mixed that story up with anotehr news item. Actually, if that was the case, it would already have happened and I would know if it hit me. Unless it caused amnesia. Although if it did, I don;t think there's any after effects...

Hello Queenzone! Has NASA told us where it's going to fall yet? I was planning to go into the garden this evening to throw stones at badgers but I won;t bother if I;m going to be decapitated by a piece of space junk.

ps I also understand it;s falling faster than the speed of light and therefore might hit me yesterday, although I may have mixed that story up with anotehr news item. Actually, if that was the case, it would already have happened and I would know if it hit me. Unless it caused amnesia. Although if it did, I don;t think there's any after effects...

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