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Posted: 10 Oct 11, 19:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Soapboax entry about a startlingly mediocre, wobbly-voiced singer.  I guess it's the blonde hair that does it for him.


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Posted: 10 Oct 11, 20:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Posted: 10 Oct 11, 21:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My name is Brian so you can imagine how this caught my eye .. And I gotta say, I actually do feel h............never mind.


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Posted: 10 Oct 11, 22:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Not true. No guy gets horny after 35. I should know because I'm 35. We think of food the way we used to think of sex.

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Posted: 11 Oct 11, 08:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



The Dude wrote: Not true. No guy gets horny after 35. I should know because I'm 35. We think of food the way we used to think of sex.

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Posted: 11 Oct 11, 10:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I had to giggle a little at the part of the entry that went on about the sniping from people on their 'keyboards and phones'  apparently 'with nothing better to do'.  Love Brian, but he has consistently been one of the most inappropriately vitriolic keyboard warriors loose on the internet for years now.  So he'll have to forgive me if I don't take him or his inexplicably flaky taste too seriously in this instance.  She sings a song he wrote, so she must be brave and brilliant and insightful seems to be the logic.  Whatever.

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Posted: 11 Oct 11, 16:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Just proves that Brian hasn't got a F'ing clue anymore.
For somebody who worked with one of the greatest singers in history, he's obviously gone deaf.
I can't believe how he raved about that blonde singing Who Wants To Live Forever, as she was dreadful.

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Posted: 11 Oct 11, 17:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

He's not horny 'again.' He simply never stopped being horny.


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Posted: 11 Oct 11, 18:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The Dude: "Not true. No guy gets horny after 35. I should know because I'm 35. We think of food the way we used to think of sex."

Oh man, I am cracking up over here, because what you say is true - albeit for me it was around 45 years of age.  I'm 46 now and I am so happy I'm not half as bad as I was.  I'm happy about it, because I can concentrate better, get more things done, and I am less likely to be manipulated than I once was.  I still appreciate a beautiful woman, but things have definitely cooled down.

As for Brian,  yes, he does seem to go for mediocre, blonde female singers.  I guess after years on the road getting what he wanted, he can't get over it.  It's time for him to grow up, or Anita is in big trouble, just like the one before her. I believe I said on this forum that, IMO, Queen are exemplary musicians, but not necessarily exemplary people.  And, oh yes, it would also probably be a good idea for John to stay out of stripper joints, if he wants his marriage to remain intact.

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Posted: 12 Oct 11, 04:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The sad thing is, this girl makes her living (or at least part of it) from being a Britney Spears look-a-like...

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Posted: 12 Oct 11, 04:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

this made me laugh [img=/images/smiley/msn/thumbs_up.gif][/img]

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Posted: 12 Oct 11, 07:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Christ, I listened to her again for a laugh, I had to turn it off.

I just don't get it.  Is he being reciprocal because he's glad one of his songs is being sung?  

I didn't see him gush like this about that Martel bloke, who can actually sing (whether you like sound-a-likes or not).  If the secret of Brian May's power is extra-marital sex, then bloody Hell - get out there Brian, time is wastin'.


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Posted: 12 Oct 11, 12:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Can you blame him, with Anita Dobson as his wife :D


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Posted: 12 Oct 11, 15:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Zebonka12 wrote: Christ, I listened to her again for a laugh, I had to turn it off.

I just don't get it.  Is he being reciprocal because he's glad one of his songs is being sung?  

I didn't see him gush like this about that Martel bloke, who can actually sing (whether you like sound-a-likes or not).  If the secret of Brian May's power is extra-marital sex, then bloody Hell - get out there Brian, time is wastin'.


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Posted: 12 Oct 11, 15:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I had to listen... man... she can't hold a note!  Brian must've been drunk.  Someone should email him this thread. :)

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Posted: 12 Oct 11, 15:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Can't believe he thought she was good. But he did reference the naysayers and the abuse she'd received online quite a lot in that post, perhaps he just felt he should stick up for her. There's no way a man who spent half his life listening to Freddie Mercury sing could possibly think she has any vocal talent.

By the way, I really hate x factor and all other reality tv. The fact that she's apparently got a long way in that show and a lot of people thought her abomination of a performance was good.. is proof of the ever lowering standards that these shallow, temporary, pretentious 'reality' shows produce. It scares me to think what the music industry is going to be like in 10 years. Same with TV. I have no doubt at all that watching and listening to this crap dumbs down the average human mind.


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Posted: 12 Oct 11, 19:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Someone should write a musical about this.

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Posted: 13 Oct 11, 12:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Donna13 wrote: Someone should write a musical about this.


that is brilliant!