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Posted: 03 Feb 12, 13:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I think we're being a bit tough on our fellas.  Surely there are worse ideas?

1) Buying your rock and roll daughter a Susan Boyle CD for Christmas (thanks Mom!)

2) Betting Roger Taylor a home root canal that he won't do something wildly hypocritical by, say,  August.

3) Drinking aquarium water.

4) First Annual Badger Baiting Appreciation Week

5) Locking Kerry Ellis out of her older, sluttier big sister's closet right before a show

6 - 100) ... ?

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Posted: 03 Feb 12, 13:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I would rather sell my daughter and all her friends to Gary Glitter and take half the profits. And film it. And sell the film to paedophiles.

I would rather chop my cock off and sell it to a chinese restaurant and have them cover it in sauce for me to eat.. and share with my son

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Posted: 03 Feb 12, 14:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



mooghead wrote:

... and share with my son

Nobody likes a braggart.

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Posted: 03 Feb 12, 14:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

6) Unsupervised visitation for Mooghead.

7)  Paul Stanley.  Gene Simmons.  KISS.  God, the whole thing.  Such a bad idea.

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Posted: 03 Feb 12, 14:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

8) join queenzone

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Posted: 03 Feb 12, 14:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

9. Getting that nasty lump near your crotch checked out by a doctor.


Arse.

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Posted: 03 Feb 12, 15:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

mooghead wrote:
I would rather sell my daughter and all her friends to Gary Glitter and take half the profits. And film it. And sell the film to paedophiles.
I would rather chop my cock off and sell it to a chinese restaurant and have them cover it in sauce for me to eat.. and share with my son


WOW... but the title merely refers to worse IDEAS... not what you'd do to prevent it from happening...


god....!!
GODDA!!!MM!!

GAAAAADDAAMN THAT'S EXTREME!!

Gary Glitter?????!!

man that's bad... baaaaaaaaaaad


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Posted: 03 Feb 12, 15:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

10) Uppsala!  Is that Julian Assange?  He's hot!

11) Selling hockey tickets after football matches in Egypt and not having enough for everybody.

12) Funny hats.  I'm looking at you Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger.

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Posted: 03 Feb 12, 17:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

starship troopers 2 and 3

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Posted: 03 Feb 12, 17:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

13. Queen + Gene Simmons
14. The Sammy Hagar Extravaganza
15. Axl Rose Time Management Course
16. Lou Reed + Metallica
17. Black Eyed Peas Superbowl Show
18. Treasured Moment's Greatest Hits

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Posted: 03 Feb 12, 17:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

19: a hit musical, seen by 10 million people, which slams the concept of karaoke tv

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Posted: 03 Feb 12, 17:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

20: c-lebrity. RT must insist on this is the setlist for the upcoming Queen & karaoke kid tour

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Posted: 03 Feb 12, 18:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

21. Getting AIDS.

Sure it's crude, but it's true.


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Posted: 03 Feb 12, 18:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Double post


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Posted: 03 Feb 12, 18:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Triple post?


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Posted: 03 Feb 12, 18:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

22. Playing hide and seek with John Deacon for money

23.  Inventing words that could one day be forced to rhyme with "Make you bleed and scream and crawl"

24. The 'Living Monkey' earring and pendant set

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Posted: 03 Feb 12, 18:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

25. Making Love to A Wood Chipper

26. Buying An Adam Lambert Album just to see what it's like

27. Queen + Barry Manilow


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Posted: 03 Feb 12, 19:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bonus points for 25 and 26 being aurally indistinguishable.

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Posted: 03 Feb 12, 19:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

28. Queen + Adam Lambert + Justin Bieber

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Posted: 03 Feb 12, 19:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

29. Getting a 20 pound printer thrown at your face
30. Having a cat bite your nose
31. Eating poop


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