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Posted: 22 Mar 12, 05:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

when you die,what will you have on your gravestone.
a jokey one.sad one...or plain old...here lies joe blogs.
i think i will have this one.

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Posted: 22 Mar 12, 08:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I am reminded of a cartoon where there were a lot of tombstones and one of them had these words: "I wonder where this leads to".

My friend said he must show it to his son who always said the same words when he fiddled with electric cables.

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Posted: 22 Mar 12, 12:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Are you shagging Victoria Coren? Good work fella!

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Posted: 22 Mar 12, 17:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i want:

"at least i excelled at underachievemnt"


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Posted: 25 Mar 12, 19:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I don't know about having a marker--I haven't decided about that, but I definitely want a full-on, Viking funeral with an archer on shore shooting a flaming arrow to set my funeral barge on fire, finishing up with a massive fireworks display and a huge party.


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Posted: 26 Mar 12, 13:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Somehow, I'm thinking about a huge monolith with an arrow pointing upwards (with the text "this side up"), and a sticker saying "fragile". Preferably it should look like it was haphazardly placed, and ideally it would have part of a (plastic) leg and arm protruding from under it.


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Posted: 26 Mar 12, 15:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i want "brb" on mine
mwhahaha

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Posted: 26 Mar 12, 16:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Mama, just killed a man."


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Posted: 27 Mar 12, 08:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lifetimefanofqueen wrote:
i want "brb" on mine
mwhahaha


hahahha brilliant

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Posted: 27 Mar 12, 08:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

thomasquinn 32989 wrote:
Somehow, I'm thinking about a huge monolith with an arrow pointing upwards (with the text "this side up"), and a sticker saying "fragile". Preferably it should look like it was haphazardly placed, and ideally it would have part of a (plastic) leg and arm protruding from under it.



Nice one lol.

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Posted: 27 Mar 12, 08:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Crazy LittleThing wrote:
I don't know about having a marker--I haven't decided about that, but I definitely want a full-on, Viking funeral with an archer on shore shooting a flaming arrow to set my funeral barge on fire, finishing up with a massive fireworks display and a huge party.



You know, you're the second person i've heard say something like this recently. My friend was talking the other day about having a boat and flaming arrows (although he didn't specify Viking). I don't know would i like to shoot arrows at my friend's body though...

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Posted: 27 Mar 12, 14:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

catqueen wrote:
Crazy LittleThing wrote:
I don't know about having a marker--I haven't decided about that, but I definitely want a full-on, Viking funeral with an archer on shore shooting a flaming arrow to set my funeral barge on fire, finishing up with a massive fireworks display and a huge party.

You know, you're the second person i've heard say something like this recently. My friend was talking the other day about having a boat and flaming arrows (although he didn't specify Viking). I don't know would i like to shoot arrows at my friend's body though...

Well, if there's enough really flammable accelerant on the barge just getting the arrow close should be enough to ignite it.
Please tell your friend that I like his style, and that I hope his flaming arrow ceremony doesn't happen for a very long time. ;)


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Posted: 27 Mar 12, 16:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Crazy LittleThing wrote:
catqueen wrote:
Crazy LittleThing wrote:
I don't know about having a marker--I haven't decided about that, but I definitely want a full-on, Viking funeral with an archer on shore shooting a flaming arrow to set my funeral barge on fire, finishing up with a massive fireworks display and a huge party.

You know, you're the second person i've heard say something like this recently. My friend was talking the other day about having a boat and flaming arrows (although he didn't specify Viking). I don't know would i like to shoot arrows at my friend's body though...

Well, if there's enough really flammable accelerant on the barge just getting the arrow close should be enough to ignite it.
Please tell your friend that I like his style, and that I hope his flaming arrow ceremony doesn't happen for a very long time. ;)



haha, good point -- and nothing traumatic at all about watching my friend's corpse blow up :O