These are jokes written by life itself. It happened when English national football player was on trial for alleged racial abuse of another player. He was acquitted today:
"In Terry's defence, the court heard he had only been sent off four times in 600 top flight games and never in relation to his use of language.
That statistic led to a hilarious misunderstanding when Terry was asked to repeat the figure 'four times' because of difficulties hearing his evidence.
During questioning, George Carter-Stephenson QC, for Terry, said: 'Can you say, please, four times?'
Terry responded 'Please, please, please, please' to guffaws of laughter around the courtroom. The footballer appeared confused by response from the courtroom." http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2172940/John-Terry-trial-verdict-NOT-GUILTY-Chelsea-captain-acquitted-racially-abusing-Anton-Ferdinand.html#ixzz20WCglW8r
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