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Spiderleg Synthia user not visiting Queenzone.com

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Posted: 14 Nov 03, 05:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well, it's taken me two years, and I had to transform myself into an Intimate Feminine Area extrordinaire for the last part, but I have now scored my first Queenzone millenium. So, I have decided to have myself a ol' style shindig to celebrate.

There are large trestle tables with place mats, at which is everybody's favourite drink, and lots of it. For myself, there's a quintuple absinthe, a G+T and something pretty with kumquats in. Brian and Roger are on stage singing all their classic songs, and ther isn't a single boy band, pop idol or WWRY cast member in sight, just a pared down and very talented session band. The dress code is Rocky Horror picture show, but it's certainly not compulsory: wear whatever makes you feel fabulous ;) And, as a grand finale, I have resurrected the Queenzone bus to Hell from the firey pit into whence it was cast after the last journey: please feel free to get on early to avoid a crush at the peak-physical-condition-with-no-pain-in-two-seconds machine.

Scantily attired waiters and waitresses glide about prettily, and, as this is after all a Queen board, I have taken leads from the maestros. So, watch out for the ladies and gentlemen in the toilets waiting to grant your every wish, hermaphrodite strippers, champagne swimming pool and fountain, and dwarves who, once and for all, are quite DEFINATELY carrying illegal substances on their heads.

Flashman will be performing a grand spectacle at around 11pm: inserting a large cake into the rectal cavity of (wait for it) Dark_Myuutwo. Everone is invited, except, obviously for charles baer. Looking forward to seeing you all!


*Mwah*
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Posted: 16 Nov 03, 08:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Congratulations dear!!! *enters party and gives Synthia a big hug before she disappears towards the stage to take a closer look at Brian and Roger*




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Posted: 16 Nov 03, 08:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Cake and candles then


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Posted: 18 Nov 03, 02:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh yes, I remember the Queenzone bus to hell. Those were the days. Congrats on 1000, though I'm a little late.


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Posted: 19 Nov 03, 07:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

congrats synth!!!

only 98 post more for me, and i have caught you :o)


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