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Posted: 15 Nov 03, 23:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*gasp*
http://www.amiright.com/real/funnyartist/queen.shtml
how dare they insult Queen!
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*stepford mode over*
;) :-P


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Posted: 15 Nov 03, 23:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

time for the nonsensical...http://www.amiright.com/real/nonartist/queen.shtml



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Posted: 16 Nov 03, 00:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Queen's, "Bohemian Rapsody"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,
for me, for me,
Why They're Nonsensical:
Beelzebub is the devil so how can he put himself aside for someone??? duh!!"

I agree with that,in other cases it looked like as if they are not Queen fans,so why entering to post there just to say "I don't like this and that".



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Posted: 16 Nov 03, 01:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

blasphemy!!!!


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Posted: 16 Nov 03, 03:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

People here insult Creed all the time. Maybe there are Creed fans (unlikely but possible) who get offended by that.




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Posted: 16 Nov 03, 08:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I do agree with the quote on the put out the fire lyrics, what else would people get shot with? Duh LOL.


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Posted: 16 Nov 03, 11:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Queen's, "Death On Two Legs"
The funny Lyrics:
But now you can kiss my a** goodbye!
Why They're funny:
Freddie Mercury was gay, thats why i think its funny
Submitted by: noob saibot"

Erm, what does Freddie being gay have to do with the lyrics? LMAO.


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Posted: 16 Nov 03, 11:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well, I agree with a few of these quotes. And they ain't insulting. I think it's rather funny that people really think about the lyrics that much.


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Posted: 16 Nov 03, 11:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

They even listed my favorite Queen song "I Think I'm Going Crazy"!


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Posted: 16 Nov 03, 12:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I know, why the hell did they think that was the title, it's not even in there? It's blatantly obvious when you hear the song that the title is IGSM.
!! LOL


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Posted: 16 Nov 03, 14:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Some of these people have no sense metaphors, symbolism, etc.
If I was caught in a landslide, wouldn't I die?" And I suppose each time you're hungry you eat a horse?
And one of my favorite lines is "Hurry get your troubles in a suitcase" which I think denotes that running from your troubles is useless and you just take them with you, this dummy can't seem to grasp that.

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Posted: 16 Nov 03, 14:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LMAO
There's no medicine for stupidity
Creed fans- LMAO

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Posted: 16 Nov 03, 16:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It's all bullshit. The problem with these people is that they have no idea how to read between the lines.

"And how do you put your troubles in a suitcase, Brian?"

Well - how do you buy a stairway to heaven?


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Posted: 16 Nov 03, 16:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lots of money.


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Posted: 16 Nov 03, 20:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Queen's, "Put Out The Fire" The funny Lyrics: People get shot by people, people with guns... Why They're funny:
No kidding, Brian... Are they using bullets too?!?"

This line, which sounds a bit forced when you first listen to it, is actually a bit more subtle. The gun lobby's traditional reply to gun control arguments is "Guns don't kill, PEOPLE kill" i.e. killers would use a knife, hatchet etc if guns were banned. But Brian's reply to that in the song is, Yes people kill, People. With. GUNS! His argument being that it's much easier to kill with a gun since it's an impersonal weapon than with a knife (for example) or a baseball bat, or a hammer etc. PLus, nutjobs usually go on a killing spree with a semi or fully automatic gun rather than, say, a screwdriver. Or a pointed stick :)

So one up for Brian in this case.



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Posted: 16 Nov 03, 21:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Beelzebub is the devil so how can he put himself aside for someone??? duh!!"

I agree with that,in other cases it looked like as if they are not Queen fans,so why entering to post there just to say "I don't like this and that"."

The bible is filled with crap like that.

Jesus is God...Jesus admired God.

What an egocentric bastard!

(Oh, btw, Jesus is sometimes Gods son aswell)



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Posted: 16 Nov 03, 22:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

'It's all bullshit. The problem with these people is that they have no idea how to read between the lines.'

I agree, but please tell me how to read between these lines:
'Told my gal I'd have to forget her, rather buy me a new carburettor...
...With my hand on your grease gun, it's like a disease son...'

IMO the most stupid lyrics ever on a queen album.LOL.




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Posted: 16 Nov 03, 23:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If anybody cares to know, when Lucifer, the Devil who was an angel, was thrown out of heaven by God, he took with him legions of devils (angels that followed him). So there are legions of devils not only one.

That's why when the song goes:
"Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me", it makes sense. :-P to those people on this one.


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Posted: 18 Nov 03, 20:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Big thank you to Holly. It reminds me of Margo's current signature. "Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Guns just make bullets go really really fast."

LOL to Dan.

There are tons of truly stupid lyrics out here - like when Toby Keith sings about America putting a boot in someone's ass. That's just embarassing. Or when Ludacris (Outkast? Someone else?) says "I wanna li-li-li-li-lick you from your head to your toes." Why do we have to pick on the people who wrte good lyrics?

Someday One Day is awesome, all the way through.

*steps off my soapbox*


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Posted: 18 Nov 03, 20:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The only the silly lyric I can think of is 'Now you've got soup in the laundry bag' in Headlong...but that's alright! Freddie had a beard so it allows him to get away with that.


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