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Posted: 30 Nov 03, 10:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net, There were hacker's a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet. The e-mails were stacked by the modem with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.The newbies were nestled all snug by their screens, While visions of Java danced in their dreams. My wife on the sofa and me with a snack, We just settled down at my rig (it's a Mac).When out in the Web there arose such a clatter, I jumped to the site to see what was the matter. To a new page my Mac flew like a flash, Then made a slight gurgle. It started to crash!!I gasped at the thought and started to grouse, Then turned my head sideways and clicked on my mouse.When what to my wondering eyes should appear, My Mac jumped to a page that wasn't quite clear. When the image resolved, so bright and so quick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick! More rapid than mainframes, more graphics they came, Then Nick glanced toward my screen, my Mac called them by name;"Now Compaq! Now Acer!", my speaker did reel; "On Apple! On Gateway!" Santa started to squeal! "Jump onto the circuits! And into the chip! Now speed it up! Speed it up! Make this thing hip!"The screen gave a flicker, he was into my "Ram", Then into my room rose a full hologram! He was dressed in all red, from his head to his shoes, Which were black (the white socks he really should lose).He pulled out some discs he had stored in his backpack. Santa looked like a dude who was rarin' to hack! His eyes, how they twinkled! His glasses, how techno! This ain't the same Santa that I used to know!With a wink of his eye and a nod of his head, Santa soon let me know I had nothing to dread. He spoke not a word, gave my Mac a quick poke, And accessed my C drive with only a stroke.He defragged my hard drive, and added a "Dimm", Then threw in some cool games, just on a whim! He worked without noise, his fingers they flew! He distorted some pictures with Kai's Power Goo! He updated Office, Excel and Quicken, Then added a screensaver with a red clucking chicken! My eyes widened a bit, my mouth stood agape, As he added the latest version of Netscape. The drive gave a whirl, as if it were pleased, St. Nick coyly smiled, the computer appeased. Then placing his finger on the bridge of his nose, Santa turned into nothing but ones and zeros! He flew back into my screen and through my uplink, Back into the net with barely a blink. But I heard his sweet voice as he flew from my sight, "Happy surfing to all, and to all a good byte!"


I'm caught in between with a fading dream ..........



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Posted: 30 Nov 03, 10:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

hey Thats COOL! Did you stroke that yourself or did you get it as a forward.

Either way can I cut paste and send it to people who would appreciate?

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Posted: 30 Nov 03, 10:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

go for it ....:) thru email i got it


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Posted: 30 Nov 03, 10:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

thank you

is that you in your pic?

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Posted: 30 Nov 03, 10:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

yes it is :)


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Posted: 30 Nov 03, 10:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

can I ask you how old you are?

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Posted: 30 Nov 03, 10:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

hehe love it :)

Wish i got stuff like that via e-mail, most of what i get is crap :(


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Posted: 30 Nov 03, 10:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i get funny stuff all the time

If you want me to I could send stuff,Nath

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Posted: 30 Nov 03, 10:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Great!! :D cheers my e-mails in me profile :)


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And two bottles of

Tizer"

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Posted: 30 Nov 03, 10:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I gotta go now.

traveling just 150 miles back home

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Posted: 01 Dec 03, 12:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lol @ NOBY


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