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Posted: 01 Dec 03, 12:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LMAO just got sent these, great!! :D



MICHAEL Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer
for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:

"They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come
in his shorts."



KEN Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes
to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."



MIKE Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen
Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."



JACK Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World
Superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet
he wished he had a hard on now."



Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on
This
Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last
night."



WINNING Post's Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's
formidable
lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees."



CRICKETER Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire
match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely soft hands
he just tossed it off."



CLAIR Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's
nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."



JAMES Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: "What
does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"



STEVE Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today
after a 69."



WILLIE Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big
race when he said: "They usually have four or five dreams a night about
coming from different positions."



A FEMALE news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed
and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that
eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave
the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!



US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is
playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his
balls and kisses them .... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"



METRO Radio - "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven
Dicks on the field."



HARRY Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't
that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the
Oxford crew."



TED Walsh- Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse.
I once rode her mother."



NEW Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl
Gibson comes inside of him."



PAT Glenn- Weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!



"I'm going up Buchanan Street

With a box of fireworks

And two bottles of

Tizer"

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Posted: 01 Dec 03, 14:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lmao!

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Posted: 01 Dec 03, 15:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL


Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga



Tranzando de arriba a abajo, hay va la chilanga banda , chinchin si me la recuerdan
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Posted: 01 Dec 03, 20:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

too lazy to read it


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Posted: 01 Dec 03, 21:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL that's hilarious!


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Posted: 02 Dec 03, 05:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet
he wished he had a hard on now."
LOL :D


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Posted: 02 Dec 03, 05:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LMAO!!!!


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Posted: 02 Dec 03, 05:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL! :)


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Posted: 02 Dec 03, 11:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL! Hehehe...
*giggles*




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Posted: 02 Dec 03, 12:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yep. Funny stuff.


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Posted: 02 Dec 03, 15:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lol!!!


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Posted: 04 Dec 03, 08:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Help me!

I don't understand what LMAO and LOL mean ( I'm not English) - thanks very much.



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Posted: 04 Dec 03, 09:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL @ faye :P

LOL = Laughing out loud.

LMAO = Laughing my ass off.


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Posted: 04 Dec 03, 09:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You missed off the Henry Blofield commentary during a West Indies vs England Test Match.

"The Batmans' Holding - the Bowlers' Willey"