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Posted: 03 Dec 03, 11:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Never let it be said that I don't have my finger on the pulse of this board. To prove it, type any subject you like in this thread, and I will say something negative about it.

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Posted: 03 Dec 03, 11:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Masturbation
Jaffa Cakes
Australian Barmaids
Jimmy Cagney films
The Not Proven verdict

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Posted: 03 Dec 03, 12:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

threesome (with 2 women of course)

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Posted: 03 Dec 03, 12:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

yourself! lol

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Posted: 03 Dec 03, 12:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Life
Sex
Physics
Philosophy
Karl Marx
Margaret Thatcher
Rowan Atkinson
Brian May
Freddie Mercury

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Posted: 03 Dec 03, 13:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

masturbation - the loneliest sex act of all...
jaffa cakes - too small
Ozzie barmaids - live too far away
james cagney - has really let himself go recently
not proven - pointless arbitrary purgatorial waste of space between "Guilty" and "Innocent" which the Scots will continue to use until the medical profession start putting "Not Proven" as an option on pregnancy tests.
Gandhi - crap film
threesomes - I don't have enough tongues to keep up with my brain
myself - unemployed drain on the country's resources
life - a pointless exercise
sex - generates life, see above
physics - why find out WHY things fall? we can see that they do!
philosophy - why think about why we're here? it's pointless
karl marx - silly beard
Margaret Thatcher - took away my school milk thus depriving me of calcium and stunting my growth
Rowan Atkinson - overrated comic
Brian May - used to be an excellent songwriter
Freddie Mercury - used to be an excellent songwriter

Bizarrely, the last ones were the easiest

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Posted: 03 Dec 03, 13:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Posted: 03 Dec 03, 13:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I did him. Wasn't once enough you heartless bastard?

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Posted: 03 Dec 03, 13:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

blow jobs
girls who swallow
dumb good looking blonds who put out
miss blow job anytime
winning the lotto


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Posted: 03 Dec 03, 13:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

blow jobs - make kissing taste weird...
girls who swallow - don't wear T shirts proclaiming the fact
dumb good looking blondes - always make crap breakfast
miss BJ - have no sense of timing
winning the lotto - generates begging letters


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Posted: 03 Dec 03, 13:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

personally, I would'nt mind a couple of those negitve's for the positive's =-)


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Posted: 03 Dec 03, 13:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Pele
Guinness
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas
Denmark
My Little Pony


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Posted: 03 Dec 03, 13:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jeremy Beadle


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Posted: 03 Dec 03, 14:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Shouldn't this be in the personal section?


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Posted: 03 Dec 03, 15:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Pele - won't admit that he does need viagra
Guinness - - generates some shite adverts
F&L in Las Vegas - Terry Gilliam's worst film
Denmark - idiot country who want to be in Europe, but keep voting against it.
Holly's little Pony - shits all over the patio
Jeremy Beadle - has a silly beard and has nothing to show for his life except the humiliation of others

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Posted: 03 Dec 03, 15:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Cure For Cancer
Cure For A.I.D.S
Cure for stupidity
Cure for laziness
Peace on earth


"I think now I can make love to your anus without making God angry"



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Posted: 03 Dec 03, 18:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

When the end of your pencil snaps due to over-zealous sharpening and the remaining stub is too short to get a decent purchase for another attempt.


FLASHMAN STRIKES AGAIN!



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Posted: 03 Dec 03, 18:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Cure for cancer - has not been found
cure for aids - will be overpriced by greedy drugs companies
cure for stupidity - would wipe out too great a proportion of the human race
cure for laziness - would create too much demand on leisure services and the employment market
peace on earth - would render all religion superfluous, creating mass unemployment and/or suicide of priests etc
Dark Mowtoo - is a Welsher
the thing with the pencil - your hands get all sweaty trying to grasp it, making actually doing so less and less likely