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DudleyFufkin
Bohemian: 582 posts
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Does anyone like these? They are scum. Christians are goody goody people who never swear, and they believe in jesus or someone. I think its hilarious cos its the most pathetic story I've ever heard, lol, a black man with a beard years ago who turned water into wine? Christ, is he david blaine or something. And muslims are just a threat to the human race. Jews are quite funny cos they have big noses but christians dont like them cos they apparently killed this jesus fellow or something. I dont mind Buddahs cos they leave you alone like but on the whole I cant stand religion or religious people.
"your shit and you know you are".
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*the Time Guardian*
Deity: 3379 posts
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I am an atheist. And I don't care what people believe in as long as they don't keep rubbing their faith under other people noses (like my old English teacher did. He read bible in the class, in Estonian. Day after day. We made many protests against him. Now he is gone from school)
TIMELESS
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FriedChicken
Deity: 10652 posts
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I'm atheist, and i don't mind people being religious, as long as they don't bother me with it
"On the first day Pim & Niek created a heavenly occupation. Pim & Niek blessed it and named it 'Loosch'."
(Genesis 1:1)
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geeksandgeeks
Deity: 4296 posts
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I'm an atheist, and I don't mind Christians, as long as they are sane, reasonable people. not like Jerry Falwell.
God wants you to send me some money.
"Seven spades doubled, vulnerable, making seven? You BITCH."
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FriedChicken
Deity: 10652 posts
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Is there a commandment that goes Thou shall not Rock? If so...fuck religion!
"On the first day Pim & Niek created a heavenly occupation. Pim & Niek blessed it and named it 'Loosch'."
(Genesis 1:1)
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NoOneButYou1975
Deity: 2320 posts
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starts to sing ALL GOD's People :)
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Mayboy
Deity: 6181 posts
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*joins in singing with NOBY* :D
"I'm going up Buchanan Street
With a box of fireworks
And two bottles of
Tizer"
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Daburcor?
Deity: 9489 posts
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Joins NOBY. Kickin' tunes man! :D
"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
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MexQueenFM
Deity: 13266 posts
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i'm catholic, but i do believe religion fucks people up
Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga
Tranzando de arriba a abajo, hay va la chilanga banda , chinchin si me la recuerdan
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Margo
Bohemian: 611 posts
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My nose is not THAT big, thankyouverymuch. and Matt, there ARE some Black Jews in Ethiopia or somewhere. thats sorta cool. :)
Like c.elegans except bigger and more tasty.
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Red_Special
Bohemian: 464 posts
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You don't know what you're talking about, man.. Anyway, from a scientifical point of view, you must believe in a God/Great Spirit/Supreme Force, I mean something or someone who created the first piece of materia. However, God and religion are two very different things.
 God save the Queen
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Flashman
Deity: 4523 posts
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I am and always will be a devoted Flashmaniac and I urge you all to follow, because it's lovely. I don't turn water into wine, but if I could I'd never leave the house. I can, however, walk on water. Although I have no documented proof and I won't be doing it again for a while due to an inexplicable toe injury. The big one on my right foot. Smarts. I'm also currently suffering a bout of really eggy farts, so it's probably best if I stay indoors for the time being. Plus it's cold out. Bloody cold.
FLASHMAN STRIKES AGAIN!
Paul Rodgers is not the best thing since fried Fred.
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Saffron Caribou
Deity: 2326 posts
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The Jewish government (not the Jewish people) plotted and succeded the death of Christ. The Sanhederin (sp?) had been plotting Jesus's death because of his radical teachings, in which deviate from the traditional Judaic customs. Granted, crufixion was a execution mechanism devised by the Romans, but in the Bible Pontious Pilate washed his hands when he sent Jesus to die, proclaiming that he won't have the blood of an innocent on his hands, because Pilate felt that he was innocent.
When you open your heart to a smooth operator...
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Saffron Caribou
Deity: 2326 posts
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Jesus wasn't caucasian with blue eyes either.
When you open your heart to a smooth operator...
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MexQueenFM
Deity: 13266 posts
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he was Mexican lol I don't think anyone knows what he looks like, and i don't wanna find out
Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga
Tranzando de arriba a abajo, hay va la chilanga banda , chinchin si me la recuerdan
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Saffron Caribou
Deity: 2326 posts
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Well according to the Book of Mormons Jesus visited ancient Mexico, I think. Correct me if Im wrong.
When you open your heart to a smooth operator...
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MexQueenFM
Deity: 13266 posts
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I dunno, i don't know anything about the bible or the other testaments, i only believe in God and all the Saints, i'm not a catholic per se, i don't go to church
Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga
Tranzando de arriba a abajo, hay va la chilanga banda , chinchin si me la recuerdan
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wstüssyb
Deity: 12371 posts
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if jesus was around the area they claimed he was he would practically be arabic, but the proof so far is that he was arminian(sp) which is dark complexion with brown eyes.
MY GOD spell it write.
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iGSM
Deity: 5001 posts
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What about Sammy Davis Jr.? :)
...this kettle is boiling over...
...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...
...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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NoOneButYou1975
Deity: 2320 posts
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What about Sammy Davis Jr.? :) he was the candyman :) he fixed it with love :) hehe
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