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Posted: 11 Dec 03, 12:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


A man lives on the 14th floor. Each morning when he goes to work he takes the elevator down, all the 14 floors.
When he gets back in the evening he takes the elevator again but only to the 10th floor. To go up the last 4 floors he takes the stairs.

WHY???


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Posted: 11 Dec 03, 12:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

because he's a lazy ass , wrong or right? :D

What do i win?


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Posted: 11 Dec 03, 13:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Because it's Dark_Myuutwo.....?

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Posted: 11 Dec 03, 13:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The man in question is abnormally short, so he cannot reach the button requesting the 14th floor when returning to the block of flats in which he lives. Therefore, he can only request the 10th floor, because that is the highest number hecan reach.

And yes, I've heard a variation on this one before.


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Posted: 11 Dec 03, 13:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL Fenderek


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Posted: 11 Dec 03, 13:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Because he's a short arse and can't reach the buttons above floor 10


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Posted: 11 Dec 03, 13:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Damn somebody beat me to it.


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Posted: 11 Dec 03, 16:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That's so easy I think I'm going to implode.
It's because when he gets home at night, he is invariably dying for a dump because he's always too embarrased to go at work. It stinks so bad, that he just has to get out at the 10th floor or he'll puke up a kidney.

Is his name Sidney? I think I know him.


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Posted: 11 Dec 03, 17:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL


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Posted: 11 Dec 03, 18:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL @ Flash


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Posted: 11 Dec 03, 18:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Is it because he has had both arms amputated that day and his nose isn't big enough to press the top buttons.


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Posted: 11 Dec 03, 19:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yes the man is too short to reach the top buttons.





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Posted: 11 Dec 03, 19:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

nope, he's too lazy to use the stairs, so he uses the elevator, and he thinks 4 floors of stairs are enough exercise for the day, lazy ass

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Posted: 12 Dec 03, 04:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

He lives in Brixton and the maintenance man will not come and fix the lift because he go beat up last time!


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