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Posted: 21 Dec 03, 18:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?" No. The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?" No. The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. "Hello, my name is Chuck." The farmer shot Chuck.


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Posted: 21 Dec 03, 18:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Awwww... Poor Chuck.


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Posted: 21 Dec 03, 18:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

yeah poor chuck who didnt even get to...........hehe


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Posted: 21 Dec 03, 18:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Not QUITE what I was thinking but... Okay.


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Posted: 21 Dec 03, 19:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

...............................................oh hahhahhahhahahhha

that took me about 3 seconds to figure out why chuck (who wanted to ....) got shot.

funny,D

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Posted: 22 Dec 03, 06:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL


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Posted: 22 Dec 03, 09:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Not really original after one has seen Kill Bill ;)

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Posted: 22 Dec 03, 11:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Not really - the joke's been around a lot longer than Kill Bill...

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Posted: 22 Dec 03, 11:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sure, but I didn't know it 'till then ;)

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Posted: 22 Dec 03, 15:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

hehe...


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