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Posted: 26 Dec 03, 13:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Okies, i'm stupid!

My Uncle tried telling me this Blonde Joke it took me 6mins to get it!

Just a word of warning to you:-

Never tell a blonde a blonde a blonde joke its bad for your health!

Also it took him 15 mins to explain it!
I will not post the joke 'cause i'm ashamed! o_O

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Posted: 26 Dec 03, 13:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*pats head* Now come on, tell us the joke! Let's see if me, a redhead, can understand it. ;-)




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Posted: 26 Dec 03, 14:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Okies, but this is shameful!!

Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

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Posted: 26 Dec 03, 14:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'll try even though I'm borderline blonde! Please post it!


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Posted: 26 Dec 03, 14:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I love blonde jokes :D


TIMELESS
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Posted: 26 Dec 03, 14:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

oh dear I'm so sorry!


Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.

-Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
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Posted: 26 Dec 03, 14:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Break it too me gently :p

If I dye my hair, would the stupidness go...?

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Posted: 26 Dec 03, 14:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

what color is your hair?


Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.

-Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
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Posted: 26 Dec 03, 14:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Blonde... well... me m8s r going to dye our hair 4 a laugh like! :p

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Posted: 26 Dec 03, 14:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I've always wanted my hair to be black. When I get in college I think I will die my hair black with a white streak and a red streak right next to each other on my left temple because I think that would look cool.


Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.

-Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
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Posted: 26 Dec 03, 16:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lol @ the joke :)


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Posted: 26 Dec 03, 19:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL@joke! OK, I'm one clever redhead, I got it at once. Or maybe I'm just perverted... Hm!




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Posted: 27 Dec 03, 15:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Took me a while 2 get that joke 2 lol :D


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Posted: 27 Dec 03, 15:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Are you blond, too?




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Posted: 27 Dec 03, 15:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I think i only got it because I am perverted too. lol


Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.

-Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
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Posted: 27 Dec 03, 16:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Are you blond, too?"

nah got the same Brain though :p lol


"I'm going up Buchanan Street

With a box of fireworks

And two bottles of

Tizer"

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Posted: 27 Dec 03, 21:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lol @ joke


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