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Posted: 01 Jan 04, 21:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Since the horse faced trollope never thought to chuck a couple of gongs in the direction of Queenzone, I have taken it apon myself to hand out the following honours.

A knighthood to both Flashman and Archie Leach. These stalwarts of the old school will keep the proud traditions of Britain alive with their scant regard of common folk and their appreciation of handsome young fillies and riding crops. A grateful nation tugs it's forelock in your direction sirs.

Janet and Erin both become Dames, as does Bob if the stories are to be believed. Although to be fair, he maintains that the silk stockings are beneficial to his sore leg.

Dark Myuutwo has been awarded an OBC (one brain cell) This doubles his previous amount.

Orders Of The Boot are awarded to both Jake Britt and Charles Baer.

Queenzone bestows it's highest accolade to none other than myself, Mr Fatty Arbuckle. I have awarded myself a lifetime peerage in recognition of my stunning good looks and faultless spelling. However as a staunch republican I will not be accepting said award and humbly ask myself to shove it up my own fat arse.

CBEs (the shitty wee medals that no bugger cares about) are awarded to Fallen Angel, Dan, Psychestar and some sad lollipop-man from skegness who has wasted the best years of his life raising money for disabled kids by dressing up as an onion and coming 6932nd in the London Marathon. The fucking tosser.

fatty.

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Posted: 01 Jan 04, 21:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You ignored me, fatty.

*sobs*


God wants you to send me some money.



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Posted: 01 Jan 04, 21:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

And me too... *boo hoo*


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Posted: 01 Jan 04, 21:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

cool fatty, lol


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Posted: 01 Jan 04, 22:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

throws tomato's missed me completely:P


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Posted: 02 Jan 04, 00:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Tomatoes.....Lol.


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Posted: 02 Jan 04, 05:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lol fatty :D


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Posted: 02 Jan 04, 08:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ooooohhhhhh... A medal! Thanks Fatty! I'll cherish it forever... Though I'm not exactly sure what it's for... XD


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Posted: 02 Jan 04, 10:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Knighthood gratefully received. I should think so too what with all the toadying I've done this year.

At last my destiny has been achieved, I knew I was better than most and now all can see just how much better I am.

Unfortunately you won't be seeing me much on Queenzone in the future as I have been accepted to QueenStepfordFanZone. You have to mix in the right circles, be totally devoted and lack humour to be accepted. I scored highly on all three.

It was a great shock to find Dan and MexQueen were already members...


Nancy Astor : "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee".

Winston Churchill : "And if I were your husband I would drink it".
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Posted: 02 Jan 04, 10:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*glares at Archie*


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Posted: 02 Jan 04, 11:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

oh hhhehehehhehheheheheh

laughs for all. very humorous

*****picks up snot rags off the floor from previous jelted experience and smiles through tears******

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Posted: 02 Jan 04, 11:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

anyone prepared 2 give there CBE medal 2 me :D ill wear it with pride ;)


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Posted: 02 Jan 04, 11:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I reckon KQ.45 should win one *sulks in corner*

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Posted: 02 Jan 04, 11:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I notice i didn't win anything and i would be indignant but i don't post much. And certainly nothing of value.


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Posted: 02 Jan 04, 12:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

**Goes off to practice how to curtsy**

While you're down there love! Wahey!

(Eat your heart our Finchy).



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Winston Churchill : "And if I were your husband I would drink it".
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Posted: 09 Jan 04, 14:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Janet and Erin both become Dames, as does Bob if the stories are to be believed. Although to be fair, he maintains that the silk stockings are beneficial to his sore leg."

Dame Erin...nice ring to it..;-)



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Posted: 13 Jan 04, 14:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Dark Myuutwo has been awarded an OBC (one brain cell) This doubles his previous amount."

LOL, thanks! :-)