I know this is a tad late but did anybody have an interesting Christmas do this year. I only write this at such a late hour because mine was tonight but I couldn't be arsed going.
Anybody had fisticuffs with their boss or banged the boss' wife in the toilets? (Sorry that was crude).
Or perhaps got absolutely leathered and made a right tit out of themselves like I usually do?
Don't be shy tell us a tale.
Lowest moment : Dancing to Cheeky Girls, including shaking of arse, in front of all my workmates. They weren't laughing with me!
Best moment : Walking across the dancefloor, on my way to pass out in bed, I let loose (I think I'd been eating peppers). That stopped 'em laughing!
Nancy Astor : "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee".
Winston Churchill : "And if I were your husband I would drink it".