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Posted: 03 Jan 04, 21:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I know this is a tad late but did anybody have an interesting Christmas do this year. I only write this at such a late hour because mine was tonight but I couldn't be arsed going.

Anybody had fisticuffs with their boss or banged the boss' wife in the toilets? (Sorry that was crude).

Or perhaps got absolutely leathered and made a right tit out of themselves like I usually do?

Don't be shy tell us a tale.

Lowest moment : Dancing to Cheeky Girls, including shaking of arse, in front of all my workmates. They weren't laughing with me!

Best moment : Walking across the dancefloor, on my way to pass out in bed, I let loose (I think I'd been eating peppers). That stopped 'em laughing!




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Winston Churchill : "And if I were your husband I would drink it".
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Posted: 04 Jan 04, 09:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My head over a toilet projecting never-ending vomit all over the place. Not one of my best moments. This years, I mean last years was pretty tame, a couple of drinks in Preston then home for 11pm.


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Posted: 09 Jan 04, 12:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I was in such good spirits this Yuletide, that I gave all my staff Christmas morning off. Unpaid of course.

The good news is that I coped so well whilst I was on my own (apart from one small fire, which could have happened to anyone) that I decided that four of 'em needn't bother coming back at all. With the saving I'll make, I think I'll treat myself to a beano in Amsterdam this spring. Get myself a pass down the red-light district.

Happy New Year!


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