Forums > Personal > My neighbour

forum rss feed
Author

DudleyFufkin user not visiting Queenzone.com

Bohemian: 582 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 13 Jan 04, 12:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh, should see what just happened. I was walking on my street and my neighbours door was open,he lives alone and I quite old so I went inside and called for him, but there was no answer. I went upstairs and could hear movement coming from the bathroom. I called his name "Wayne, Wayne dear, are you there, yoo hoo". All I could hear was a muffled reply. I opened the bathroom door and there he was, with his back to me, his trousers around his ankles, a tangerine in his mouth and he was making a very fast hand movement over his stomach. He spat the tangerine out of his mouth and Shouted "get the fuck outta my house you little prick, I'm having a wank here". I ran downstairs and was so shocked, I was sick all over his cat.


"your shit and you know you are".
MexQueenFM user not visiting Queenzone.com

Deity: 13266 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 13 Jan 04, 13:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lol


Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga



Tranzando de arriba a abajo, hay va la chilanga banda , chinchin si me la recuerdan
Flashman user not visiting Queenzone.com
Flashman
Deity: 4523 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 13 Jan 04, 13:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Regarding the cat - good shot.


FLASHMAN STRIKES AGAIN!



Paul Rodgers is not the best thing since fried Fred.
Janet user not visiting Queenzone.com
Janet
Deity: 3937 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 13 Jan 04, 15:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I thought you killed his cat?


-If you want the best seat in the house, you have to move the cat.





Daburcor? user not visiting Queenzone.com
Daburcor?
Deity: 9478 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 13 Jan 04, 15:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

God...


"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
NoOneButYou1975 user not visiting Queenzone.com

Deity: 2320 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 13 Jan 04, 15:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

you called, Dan? hehe :P


I'm caught in between with a fading dream ..........



http://groups.yahoo.com/group/QueenForADay



Queenleaf user not visiting Queenzone.com

Royalty: 1381 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 13 Jan 04, 16:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

SOME people would have invited thier nieghbors to join them... :-)


Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.

-Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
Josuè user not visiting Queenzone.com

Royalty: 1970 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 13 Jan 04, 16:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lol


An interview? Oh, don't be ridiculous...
-fatty- 2850 user not visiting Queenzone.com
-fatty- 2850
Deity: 2029 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 13 Jan 04, 17:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I used to get on with my next door neighbour but lately she has started to get right on my tits. Mrs Sweet is a pensioner and I realise it must be a bit of an effort getting to and from the shops but surely she can drag her fat arse to the front door each morning to collect her milk. I haven't seen her since Christmas Eve but I am seriously thinking of banging on her door and asking when she intends to move the now festering collection of dairy products on her doorstep. Normally I would just pop a note through her letterbox but it's crammed full of un-opened mail.
If this goes on much longer I will have to contact the council.
Perhaps they can do something about the smell too.

fatty.

Daburcor? user not visiting Queenzone.com
Daburcor?
Deity: 9478 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 13 Jan 04, 17:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Let us all know how that pans out Fatty. Sounds like she's just being a bitch to me...


"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
Bob The Shrek user not visiting Queenzone.com
Bob The Shrek
Deity: 4014 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 13 Jan 04, 17:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

When I was an undertaker I was called to a flat in the Wandsworth Bridge Road, London.

I hadn't even opened the front door and already the stench was wafting up my nostrils. I found the flat's resisdent in the toilet. He had died on the toilet some 3 months before, a single bar electric fire adding to the decomposition process - plus the dog had eaten a part of him before it died too. Maggots were everywhere - truly a disgusting site for anyone to behold.

Dirty bastard didn't even wipe his arse either ;-)


Cleveland May 24 to June 4th 2007 - I came, I saw, I fucked off home again.
Janet user not visiting Queenzone.com
Janet
Deity: 3937 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 13 Jan 04, 17:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Leave it to Robert to tell a heartwarming story to brighten everyone's day!

~giggle~! ;-)


-If you want the best seat in the house, you have to move the cat.





YourValentine user not visiting Queenzone.com
registered July 27th 2001
YourValentine
Deity: 7611 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 13 Jan 04, 18:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lol - luckily I wasn't intending to eat anything soon:)


I do not want any google ads here.

Mayboy user not visiting Queenzone.com

Deity: 6181 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 13 Jan 04, 18:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lol true Barbara, im just going 2 bed too any nightmares tonight Bob and im blaming u ;)


"I'm going up Buchanan Street

With a box of fireworks

And two bottles of

Tizer"

Daburcor? user not visiting Queenzone.com
Daburcor?
Deity: 9478 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 13 Jan 04, 18:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Leave it to Robert to tell a heartwarming story to brighten everyone's day!"

LMAO!!! Wow Bob... What a story... :O





Why do you bastards (and bastard-ettes) keep making me post!? ;)


"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
Mayboy user not visiting Queenzone.com

Deity: 6181 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 13 Jan 04, 18:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lol admitt it Dan u just cant shake good old QZ off ;)


"I'm going up Buchanan Street

With a box of fireworks

And two bottles of

Tizer"

MexQueenFM user not visiting Queenzone.com

Deity: 13266 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 13 Jan 04, 18:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

thanks for the story Bob, i was about to eat, now i won't go near chocolate ice cream for a while :)


Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga



Tranzando de arriba a abajo, hay va la chilanga banda , chinchin si me la recuerdan
Dances With Freddie user not visiting Queenzone.com

Royalty: 1928 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 14 Jan 04, 05:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I WAS eating.....


"it's better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for who you're not"

siljeoen user not visiting Queenzone.com

Royalty: 1313 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 14 Jan 04, 05:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

so was i......dammit!


Queen Rules-Rock On!!!

...I`m Lord of all Darkness,I`m Queen of the night...
Bob The Shrek user not visiting Queenzone.com
Bob The Shrek
Deity: 4014 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 14 Jan 04, 08:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Count yourself lucky Mex - I could tell you stories that would also put you off spaghetti bolognaise, sausages, spare ribs, pizza and meatballs - LMAO!!!!




Cleveland May 24 to June 4th 2007 - I came, I saw, I fucked off home again.