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Posted: 16 Jan 04, 01:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh Why, oh why, oh why when I listen to this song I laugh my ass off, because the thought of "not of a good aim" comes to mind?


Oh do I have a dirty mind!

Perhaps Deaky had a ummmm "personal" problem.




LOL


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Posted: 16 Jan 04, 01:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I doubt it. The randy bastard has six children now. I'm sure he was just taking the piss out of Brian, who was too mild-mannered to engage in such rigorous sexual activity.

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Posted: 16 Jan 04, 01:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hmmmm I don't know about that Lester dear, perhaps Deaky was taking fertility drugs when he wrote that to correct the ummm problem.

Brian, I don't know. I heard that Freddie once said that he had a huge wang, but he seems too, I don't know, submissive. Perhaps you are right. HA!


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Posted: 16 Jan 04, 01:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Never. John is like a child bearing machine. Just like Dustin Hoffman or Polly Pocket.


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Posted: 16 Jan 04, 01:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Polly Pocket?!

*takes a moment to breathe*

BUWAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAA


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Posted: 16 Jan 04, 01:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Seriously now, there are some cases that when people write a nice pop song or ballad its mostly about a personal problem that it cannot be said.

Take "Growing On Me" by The Darkness, for example. At a glance, you read the lyrics and you might think, "Awww, that's a sweet song about a developing crush". That is not true, it was really about Justin's problem with pubic lice. *ewwww*. So sappy love songs can be rather sick :P

The song Misfire just reminds me off men that cannot aim well during intercourse or/and shoots blanks. LOL
Of course when John is concerned its only a theory/interpretation.

It's a laugh. :P


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Posted: 16 Jan 04, 03:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL


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Posted: 16 Jan 04, 04:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Polly Pocket?!

lmao! :D


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Posted: 16 Jan 04, 05:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

:)


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Posted: 16 Jan 04, 08:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL :D


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Posted: 16 Jan 04, 08:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

:D


tear it up...babe!


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Posted: 16 Jan 04, 09:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Thank you, thank you! Now for my next joke 'What's the deal with aeroplane food?'


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Posted: 16 Jan 04, 09:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Thank you, thank you! Now for my next joke 'What's the deal with aeroplane food?'


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Posted: 16 Jan 04, 09:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Gee, I wonder what gave you the idea for this post S.R.?

Perhaps my analysis of the lyrics over at QOL ;) Nah, just a coincidence.

Anyway, it's a song about anal sex.


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Posted: 16 Jan 04, 11:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL Shoujo, but what do you mean 'men that cannot aim well during intercourse'? Are you saying Deaky can't get it in or what ???!!!

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Posted: 16 Jan 04, 12:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL Shoujo


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Posted: 16 Jan 04, 12:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lmao


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Posted: 16 Jan 04, 18:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Errr Deacon Fan why anal sex?! Just curious.


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Posted: 16 Jan 04, 18:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ian, that's the point I'm trying to make silly lol Perhaps he had that problem, and corrected it. Maybe that's why he hads so many kids!


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Posted: 16 Jan 04, 20:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Cuz Freddie's singing about the other person having a loaded gun and filling him up.. I suppose it could be oral but then he couldn't finish singing the song, now could he?

LMAO