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Posted: 23 Jan 04, 14:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

A flash cockney Stevie (sorry it has to be) gets a new Ferrari. A top of the range one this so he decides to go round to his mates house to show him his pride and joy.

As he parks up and opens the door a passing bus knocks the door clean off its hinges. Hearing the crash his mate runs out and sees the mess he quickly runs round to see if his pal is alright.

"Fackin 'ell my new car, fack me I just bought it an all" cried Stevie

His friend notices an awful amount of blood coming from him and realises that Steve has lost his arm

"Stevie, Stevie you lost your arm I'll call an ambulance"

"Fackin 'ell my Rolex, my Rolex"


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Posted: 23 Jan 04, 14:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lol nice one :)


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Posted: 23 Jan 04, 14:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lol :) once the bloke had a haddock (headache)....alright forget it :D


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With a box of fireworks

And two bottles of

Tizer"

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Posted: 24 Jan 04, 01:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lol.


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Posted: 24 Jan 04, 07:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL


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Posted: 24 Jan 04, 14:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

:D


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