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Posted: 23 Jan 04, 19:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

As it seems to be the way of things these days, I devised my own code on t'Old Testement earlier today, over elevenses at just gone twelve thirty ( I was running late).

It goes something like this:- For every sixth letter detract the sum of the previous two letters given that A is 12, B is 24643 and so on. Times this number by the total of the following nine letters. Subtract this by three and square it.

'Too easy Flash', I hear you groan.

Doesn't work either.
At least that's what I thought until I came across the following, staring out at me in old Hebrew in a clear diamond pattern. Well, diamond-y, but close enough to make no difference. Actually, it was more of a rhombus if I'm honest but I'm losing my drift.

Anyhow, prepare to be shocked to your very roots.

Ready?
You too Charles Baer - put your knitting down.

It said "E-V-E-R-Y--H-O-L-E--I-S--A--G-O-A-L"

And here's me thinking I've been wasting my life all these years! Turns out I was right all along!

Who'da thunk it?



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Posted: 23 Jan 04, 20:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That may be so Flashy old friend but when I enjoyed my elevenses today, I discovered that according to David Icke that nothing really exists. He said that everything that seemed real, like a table for instance, isnt really real at all because it is made up of little atoms that contain nothing at all.

I was really confused when I was sitting on my "non-existant" chair, drinking my "non-existant" tea from my "non-existant" cup.

So using his theory, you couldnt have read that from the bible because it doesnt really exist. Sorry old friend.

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Posted: 23 Jan 04, 21:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

May God have mercy on you.


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Posted: 24 Jan 04, 05:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

May He have mercy on all arseholes.

Sorry, our souls.


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Posted: 24 Jan 04, 21:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If only they would put it in writing that the world is going to end in 2006. I'd take out a massive bank loan and fly to the US and serenade Miss James.

Oh the little minx!


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Posted: 24 Jan 04, 22:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I always thought The Bible Code was up, left, right, right, circle, triangle, down, somersault, prayer, circle, circle, and down. Maybe I've been playing it wrong.

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Posted: 24 Jan 04, 23:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That was the old version.


...this kettle is boiling over...

...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...

...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Posted: 24 Jan 04, 23:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh. Damn technology, always progressing as soon as I get a grip on it!

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Posted: 25 Jan 04, 00:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm sorry to hear. That is unless some sort of honey were spread on the Bible and eaten?


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...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...

...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Posted: 25 Jan 04, 00:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm allergic to honey, thank you very much.

And religion, ironically enough.

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Posted: 25 Jan 04, 00:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I like religion, it's fun to bash. :)


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Posted: 25 Jan 04, 00:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This is non-allergenic honey..OF DEATH

Wait...scratch that 'of death' thing.


...this kettle is boiling over...

...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...

...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Posted: 25 Jan 04, 00:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If I scratched Death, wouldn't he be pretty angry?

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Posted: 25 Jan 04, 06:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Not if he had an itch.


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Posted: 25 Jan 04, 07:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Death doesn't get itchy...he has no skin.


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Posted: 25 Jan 04, 11:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

What about those itches you get directly in the middle of your head?

Does Death get those?


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Posted: 25 Jan 04, 11:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

What have u got that makes u itch there Flashman?


No synthesisers
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Posted: 25 Jan 04, 11:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Don't be so dirty Catgoddess, or I shall be forced to pop you over my knee.


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Posted: 25 Jan 04, 11:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh you'll never catch me.


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Posted: 25 Jan 04, 13:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

There will be Hell to pay if I ever do, so think on.


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