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Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach user not visiting Queenzone.com

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Posted: 24 Jan 04, 21:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Been out on the lash with Flashy and the boys tonight and just reporting to say I've broken my bloody finger!

Medic!


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Posted: 24 Jan 04, 22:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh, you poor, poor, fella...

Love and First Aid,
Mrs. G


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I'm gonna do it on purpose

I'm gonna waste my time

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And I'm scratching at the surface

And what I find is mine ~F. Apple
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Posted: 24 Jan 04, 22:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sorry to hear that. Hope you have some good pain killers, just don't mix them with alcohol ;)

In the future, watch where you're sticking that finger. Flashy has a killer sphincter!

Feel better soon!

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Posted: 24 Jan 04, 22:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If I'm not mistaken, it closely resembles that beast in your signature, deacon fan.

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Posted: 24 Jan 04, 22:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

haha! Wish I'd thought of that!

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Posted: 24 Jan 04, 22:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You did. Lester is your mysterious alter ego..with an ego of his own! OooOOooOOoOOOOoooOOOOooO *scary music*

I broke my thumb last year in November/December and it bloody put people on streets!


...this kettle is boiling over...

...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...

...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Posted: 24 Jan 04, 23:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

For the record I was flailing my arms like the King and I happened to connect with a wooden railing.

I turned the air blue!




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Posted: 24 Jan 04, 23:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*extends finger for treatment*

Be gentle Miss James!


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Posted: 24 Jan 04, 23:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yeah, that Henry the Eighth was a pretty goood dancer.


...this kettle is boiling over...

...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...

...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Posted: 24 Jan 04, 23:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Snappy dresser too...


I'm gonna make a mistake

I'm gonna do it on purpose

I'm gonna waste my time

'Cause I'm full as a tick

And I'm scratching at the surface

And what I find is mine ~F. Apple
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Posted: 24 Jan 04, 23:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If I'd have been dancing like Henry VIII heads would have rolled, not broken fingers.




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Posted: 24 Jan 04, 23:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Miss James and unprofessional do not belong in the same sentence!

Your nursing skills are top draw young lady, in fact quite outstantial!

My finger is as good as new. I can point and accuse people with the best of 'em now. Bless you petal!


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Posted: 24 Jan 04, 23:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Second verse, same as the first!

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Posted: 25 Jan 04, 00:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Whatever happened to Peter Noone?


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Posted: 25 Jan 04, 00:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oooooooh Matron :P


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Posted: 25 Jan 04, 00:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Whatever happened to Peter Noone?"

He joined The Cross, playing bass.

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Posted: 25 Jan 04, 00:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

How about B.B King? Nat King Kole? King Kong? Larry King? King Richard?


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...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...

...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Posted: 25 Jan 04, 00:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh weallyyyyyyyyyyyy

Er last time I heard that King Kong will be performing with Brian.




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Posted: 25 Jan 04, 05:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL


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Posted: 25 Jan 04, 08:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Finger swollen and a dark blue colour - can barely lift my pint.

Thank goodness for Nurse James and her excellent nursing skills, all your kind messages and get well cards. I might just get through this.

P.S. Miss James is there any chance of a sicknote so I can have a week of work?


Nancy Astor : "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee".

Winston Churchill : "And if I were your husband I would drink it".