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Posted: 25 Jan 04, 18:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

So that rules you out then, Charles Baer you big daft sod. Finish my 'Ode To Flashy', and the best entrant will win a prize. I will, of course, look favourably on those who go out of their way to make me appear swell. Won't be hard.


"There is a young buck named Flash,
Who really cuts quite a dash....


FLASHMAN STRIKES AGAIN!



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Posted: 25 Jan 04, 19:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"He met a young lad
went back to his pad
and quickly developed a rash"

Is that what you had in mind?


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Posted: 25 Jan 04, 19:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

you mean something like...

There is a young buck named Flash,
Who really cuts quite a dash....
His motto was droll
"Every hole was a goal"
even the holes he paid cash.


"Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make."
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Posted: 25 Jan 04, 20:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

There is a young buck named Flash,
Who really cuts quite a dash
Riding fillies every night
To their obvious delight
Using his wit, his charm and panache.

That's got to be a contender!


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Posted: 26 Jan 04, 10:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


There is a young buck named Flash,
Who really cuts quite a dash
But together today
In Queenzone we prey
That flashy will shave off that tash

Now he came from the dark side of town
Where Pokemon ruled up and down
He struggled to say
Tis true I'm not gay
But should I be wearing this gown?

So you see it's not all fun and games
When you dress up as young buxom dames
The moral is here
You better stay clear
Or people will just call you names


"It is better to sit in silence and have people think you're a fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt"
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Posted: 26 Jan 04, 11:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

There is a young buck named Flash,
Who really cuts quite a dash....
All the way to the loo
On the way for a poo
Cos he ate some terrible gash

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Posted: 26 Jan 04, 12:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

There is a young buck named Flash,
Who really cuts quite a dash....
He is quite a bragger
With his sexy swagger
And of tequila he has quite a stash

All the girls of Queenzone are mad
With love of this very hot lad
Their time is spent dallyin'
With this flashy stallion
And he never ever leaves them sad!

I like Bob the Shrek's!


Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.

-Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
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Posted: 26 Jan 04, 12:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL @ Bob and Queenleaf great ones ppl :D


"I'm going up Buchanan Street

With a box of fireworks

And two bottles of

Tizer"

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Posted: 26 Jan 04, 12:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ode To Flashy

There is a young buck named Flash,
Who really cuts quite a dash,
His posts are a hit,
Though some think they're shit,
Now please let him go get trashed.


"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
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Posted: 26 Jan 04, 13:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"There is a young buck named Flash,
Who really cuts quite a dash....
He is quite a bragger
With his sexy swagger
And of tequila he has quite a stash"

I think you're confusing him with me, everything is me really, especially the tequila part


Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga



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Posted: 26 Jan 04, 14:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

MexQueen was a party boy
He had lots and lots of toys
With rooms of Tequila
His Queenleaf (named Sheila)
Never could be very coy


Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.

-Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
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Posted: 26 Jan 04, 15:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

There is a young buck named Flash,
Who really cuts quite a dash,
His hormones are urging,
Because he's a virgin,
And he likes to give his bishop a bash.


Nancy Astor : "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee".

Winston Churchill : "And if I were your husband I would drink it".
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Posted: 26 Jan 04, 20:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Now, if Flashman was terribly wise
He would let me win that first prize
A pic I'd give the dude
Of my Sis in the nude
And the bulge wouldn't just be from his eyes


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Posted: 26 Jan 04, 23:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

WOAH! DAAAAAAAAMN BOB! LMAO!


"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
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Posted: 26 Jan 04, 23:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

There is a young buck named Flash,
Who really cuts quite a dash,
But hes let himself go,
Around his waistline you know,
Cos he eats too much steak pie n' mash!


Chom own mudder fukker.
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Posted: 27 Jan 04, 08:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LMAO!! Bob


"I'm going up Buchanan Street

With a box of fireworks

And two bottles of

Tizer"

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Posted: 27 Jan 04, 12:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bob was a shrek of nice size
Who was intent on getting first prize
So trying to be slick
He wrote a limerick
Of nude women and bulging eyes


Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.

-Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist