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Posted: 25 Jan 04, 18:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Twenty-five grand could be yours — if you can identify a bank robber who can't spell.
Suffolk County, N.Y., police are on the trail of the man who's held up eight local banks since June, reports News12 of Long Island. In each case, he's handed a note in surreal English to tellers while claiming to have a gun.
One note read, "THis is A RobrEy HANDOVER cAsH FAST + No oNE GET HuRT 50 + 100 oNLy."
The errors are so bad, the cops wonder whether they're intended to throw them off.
Detective Vincent O'Leary said the robber is probably someone well known to family, friends and co-workers. Up to $25,000 is being offered as a reward for information leading to a suspect's arrest.


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Posted: 25 Jan 04, 19:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i HaD nuthing tO doo WIth tHes I SwaRe!

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Posted: 26 Jan 04, 00:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Omg, my uncle spells exactly like that...How am I going to break it to the family that he may be a criminal? *whimpers*

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Posted: 26 Jan 04, 09:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hey, I am a criminal... and I am a nice guy... WE felons need lovin too you know... we not just a bunch of heartless morons that go on a killing spree just for the fun of it.. oh no.. we go on killing spree's to release the stress of no one liking us that's all.. ;-)



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