From episode six...
A dark and dingy basement somewhere. Lit only by a single candle, PG, OPPOSITION and DARK_MYUUTWO sit around a table, looking grim. DARK sucks a lollipop, PG drags on a cigarette. PG extinguishes the candle and goes and switches the light on.
PG: Dark, I know you're a tight little scrooge, but please, the leccy bill can't be THAT bad
OPPOSITION: So they’re not after us at all?
PG: No, they were here looking for Deacon.
PG: So what do we do now?
DARK: How about a game of cards?
He slaps his Pokemon collection onto the table. PG slaps him.
OPPO: Well, we can’t risk letting all these purple vinyl Bo Rhap forgeries onto the market while they’re still sniffing around.
PG: We should still get them ready though. Dark, remember to pop down the charity shop and buy several copies of Rolf Harris singles. And whilst you're at it, get some purple spray paint too. Make sure it's a good make, mind, we wouldn't want to be found out.
OPPO: Stairway to Heaven should do, it sounds a bit like Bo Rhap.
DARK: He actually did Bo Rhap once
OPPO: Really? That'll do then. They won't be able to tell the difference, everyone knows Queen fans are gullable. Look at them, buying GH3 and the platinum collection. Trust me, it'll work.
DARK: Yeah, they’re well fick.
OPPO: Shut up Dark. What about Debbie?
PG: There’s no way they can trace Debbie’s murder back to us, and maybe it will make them leave anyway.
OPPO: Maybe… Why are they after Deacon anyway?
PG: Apparently they want to hunt him down and force him to record with them and Robbie Williams just so Queen fans will have no excuses not to buy it.
DARK: Yay! Robbie!!!! He’s almost as good as 5ive!
OPPO hits DARK with a copy of the Solo Collection. DARK falls stunned to the ground as PG and OPPO head off to the bootlegging factory. Once they’ve gone, JOHN DEACON sneaks out from behind a crate full of tapes of the 1969 Ibex gig and runs outside as fast as he can.
...there's no way I'm letting any full episodes out of captivity. Most of them aren't very funny anyhow.